PC HUMOR 1.2
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
ADATA 16GB XPG V1.0 1866MHz | ASUS Z87-K | CORSAIR CX750M | GIGABYTE GTX770 2GB | INTEL Core i5-4670K 3.40GHz | SAMSUNG 120GB 840 EVO | WD 1TB Caviar Blue | COOLERMASTER Hyper 612S
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
while( state(Korso) != _BROKEN ) go( Korso, &Kut);
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set_quality( Aratas, get_quality(Vetes) );
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if( origin(Horse) == _SOUVENIR ) Allow_Look_At.Teeth=0;
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if( bride_ID == most_beautiful( GetAllGirls(_THIS_VILLAGE))) exit(-1);
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If TimeToInt(Wakeup.Time)<TimeToInt(StrToTime("06:00:00")) then
AddToList(UserLoggedIn.FoundItems,Gold);
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Function May_I_Marry_Her(Girl: TGirl):boolean;
begin
With Girl.Mother do
May_I_Marry_Her:=((Body.Qality="attractive") and
(face.Quality="beautiful"));
end;
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type
TEmployed=class(THuman)
Job : String❤️0>;
procedure OnGraveDigging( Sender: Tobject);
private
{ Private declarations }
public
{ Public declarations }
end;
Procedure TEmployed.OnGraveDigging( Sender: Tobject);
begin
Sender.Job:="GraveDigger";
end;
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Const
Num_Of_Dog_Buying_In_Buda=1;
uses animals;
var lud, diszno: Tanimal;
Procedure Attack(A, B: Tanimal; NumA, NumB: Word)
begin
If NumA*A.Strength>NumB*B.Strength then write(A.Caption);
else if NumA*A.Strength<NumB*B.Strength then write(B.Caption);
else write('Nobody');
writeln(' Won');
end Attack;
begin
Lud.Caption:='Lúd';
Lud.Strength:=10;
Diszno.Caption:='Disznó';
Diszno.Strength:=540;
Attack(Lud, Diszno, 1, 1 );
Attack(Lud, Diszno, 20, 1 );
Attack(Lud, Doszno, 60, 1 );
end;
[BF2 151k,156k,164k,170k][TF2:10k] [Humoros: 168k] Steam: MortalMilka, Bnet: MortalMilka#2417
A Sólyom Végveszélyben a férfiak Titanic-ja. Posztapok/zombie addict
Xubuntu 14.04.5 /WIndows 7 Enterprise/Windows XP professional SP3(némely szoftver inkompatibilis az elöz?vel). :)
Xubuntu 14.04.5 /WIndows 7 Enterprise/Windows XP professional SP3(némely szoftver inkompatibilis az elöz?vel). :)
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Vivimos por ti, vence por nosotros.
Be happy. :) Running!
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
All hail the double x!
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All hail the double x!
All hail the double x!
"Ha a trendet követed és a trenddel mész, akkor a trend elmúlik és te is elmész..." Az 1000. nyár
All hail the double x!
"Ha a trendet követed és a trenddel mész, akkor a trend elmúlik és te is elmész..." Az 1000. nyár
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
meg hazavittem egy satut xD
All hail the double x!
Per Aspera Ad Inferi.
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
All hail the double x!
Be happy. :) Running!
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Ha nemtetszik az, hogy valamit az X oldalról linkelek, akkor nem kell flémelni, mert nem kötelező rákattintani! :P Link rövidítés: http://fc.lc/ref/PLaci
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
All hail the double x!
Arra ott van a href.hu <#hehe>
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás