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Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • Dzsini
    #5972
    kicsit angol, de jó:
    Carl Burke - egy amerikai börtönlelkész észrevette, hogy a bentlakók nem nagyon értik a Bibliai idézeteket, ezért "God is for Real, Man" címmel kiadott egy könyvet, ahol a híresebb részletek különböző "értelmezéseit" írta össze, mindenki okulására.

    az első 5 parancsolat:

    1. You shall have no other gods before me...
    -Means God's the leader -- nobody, but nobody, man, gets in the way. This is the top. He is Mr. Big, real big.

    2. You shall not make for yourself a graven image...
    -This means no making things that look like God in the craftshop at the settlement house. No worship things like rabbits' foots and lucky dice and, damn it, dolls.

    3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain...
    It means knock off the swearing, or you better watch out.

    4. Observe the Sabbath day, to keep it holy...
    -It means going to church on Sunday and listen to people who don't know much about what they are talking about.
    -Keeping it holy means no snatching purses on Sunday.
    -Means: Taking a rest on Sunday -- like my old man not feeling bad 'cause he can't find a job and loafing around at the gin mill.

    5. Honor your father and your mother.
    -It means no calling your father a wino or your mother the old lady, even if they are.
    -It means to love your mother, even if she hollers at you, and try to understand she is tired from working all day. It means to try to love your father, even if you don't know him or where he is.
    -Maybe the others are OK, but this one is a real gasser -- honor my father and mother -- to hell with that, man!

    And so on. Another Amen, anybody?
    If your idea of "beauty" is narrow, you will rarely see it unless you live a sheltered life and avoid new experiences.
    The moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it.