Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • VinylToy #441
    Mindenkinek, aki jót akar röhögni!
    >>Bloody Women Drivers
    >

    >Driving to the office this morning on the M3, I looked over to my left and
    >there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 km per hour with her
    >face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
    >away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my
    >lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me so bad, I dropped
    >my electric shaver, which knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all
    >the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
    >the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
    >fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and
    >the twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call.
    >
    >BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!