Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • z99999
    #38413
    csajoktól: mit tennél, ha férfi lennél?

    “I would sit on the subway with my legs spread open taking up the entire seat. I hate when men do that.” -- Kelly

    “I would have tons of sex. I think sex is probably way better for dudes.” -- Layla

    “I wouldn’t want an actual d--k. But I would want to be a guy because then I could be powerful without seeming like I’m a bitch. Like, I could BE a d--k.” -- Catherine

    “I would want to have sex with a woman, but in the way that girls just can’t—like different positions, doggy-style and stuff. Honestly, I don’t think I could have an orgasm in many of the positions that men can.” -- Louisa

    “I would pee standing up, in public, just because I could.” -- Anna

    “You know how in the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, Tommy put his penis between his legs like a woman? I would do that, just to freak people out.” -- Cassie

    “I would have sex with every woman I possibly could, to see how it felt physically and to see how it felt emotionally to be a total man-whore.” -- Jenn

    “Masturbate. A lot. In the shower though, because even as a guy, sperm would gross me out.” -- Brie

    “I would pee on people’s heads from a roof and then write my name in the snow.”—Lauren

    “I think I would draw a happy face on the tip and make the pee hole talk. My wiener would say, ‘Hi Amelia, how are you today?’ I would be pretty busy that day, actually.” -- Colleen