Mondjatok vicceket!
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
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csajoktól: mit tennél, ha férfi lennél?
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“I would have tons of sex. I think sex is probably way better for dudes.” -- Layla
“I wouldn’t want an actual d--k. But I would want to be a guy because then I could be powerful without seeming like I’m a bitch. Like, I could BE a d--k.” -- Catherine
“I would want to have sex with a woman, but in the way that girls just can’t—like different positions, doggy-style and stuff. Honestly, I don’t think I could have an orgasm in many of the positions that men can.” -- Louisa
“I would pee standing up, in public, just because I could.” -- Anna
“You know how in the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, Tommy put his penis between his legs like a woman? I would do that, just to freak people out.” -- Cassie
“I would have sex with every woman I possibly could, to see how it felt physically and to see how it felt emotionally to be a total man-whore.” -- Jenn
“Masturbate. A lot. In the shower though, because even as a guy, sperm would gross me out.” -- Brie
“I would pee on people’s heads from a roof and then write my name in the snow.”—Lauren
“I think I would draw a happy face on the tip and make the pee hole talk. My wiener would say, ‘Hi Amelia, how are you today?’ I would be pretty busy that day, actually.” -- Colleen