Mondjatok vicceket!
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
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Dracula was killed one day & up he went to the
Pearly Gates of Heaven to meet God.God refused to let Dracula in
because
of all the sins that he had done such
as going round sucking blood and killing.
"I'll give you a chance to redeem your sins",
said God. "I'll send you back to earth, BUT not in a human
form. You can only be reincarnated into any other living things of your
c
hoice. So, what would you like to be?"
Still unrepentant, Dracula said, "OK, I want to become a LIVING THING
WI
TH WINGS & SUCKS BLOOD,heh..heh..heh."
" So be it ", said God and He turned Dracula
into a VAMPIRE BAT. So back to earth he went flying around sucking the
bl
ood of animals until one day when he got killed by a farmer.So up he
went
again to meet God, feeling a little bit sheepish. "I'll give you
another
chance" ,said God. "I'll
send you back again BUT not as a human or a bat.What
will it be this time?"
Still adamant, Dracula said, I'll still want to be a
LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD !"God thought for a while and
the
n said, "OK, if that's what you want",and turned Dracula into a
MOSQUITO.
So back to the earth again he went,flying around & sucking blood until
on
e day. SPLAT! He was squashed by his victim.So up he went again to meet
G
od, feeling stupid. "I'll give you one last chance to redeem yourself.
BU
T, this time you can't become a living thing.You can only be turned
into
a NON-LIVING THING of your choice. So what will it be?" asked God.
Still acting stubborn, Dracula said, "Okayyy......then turn me into a
NO
N-LIVING THING WITH WINGS AND SUCKS BLOOD heh..heh...heh"
46rom that day on, Dracula became "WHISPER"
ULTRA SLIM SANITARY NAPKIN..........!! WITH WINGS.