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  • Hunnenkoenig
    #18059
    Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.



    One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:



    Titanic: $29.99

    Clinton: $29.99



    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read



    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.



    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

    Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

    Clinton: Let's not go there.



    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

    Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

    Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.



    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing!