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  • Hunnenkoenig
    #17240
    Hat eleg sok ilyen van es ez meg csak nem is a legjobbak köze tartozik, de azert bemasolom ide (kizarolag angolul tudoknak):
    IF you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!


    When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways .. yadda, yadda, yadda


    And I remember promising myself

    that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going

    to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how

    hard I had it and how easy they've got it!


    But now that...


    I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but

    look around and notice the youth of today.

    You've got it so easy!

    I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn

    Utopia!

    And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know

    how good you've got it!


    I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.

    If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the

    damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card

    catalog!!


    There was no email! We had to actually write somebody

    a letter ... with a pen & pencil! Then you had to walk all the

    way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it

    would take like a week to get there!


    There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal

    music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store

    and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around

    all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually

    talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!


    And talk of about hardship? You couldn't just

    Download porn! You had to steal it from your brother or bribe

    some homeless dude to buy you a copy of "Hustler" at

    the 7-11! Those were your options!


    We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you

    were on the phone and somebody else called they got a

    busy signal, that's it!


    And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either!

    When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could

    be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your

    drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't

    know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances,

    mister!


    We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games

    with high-resolution 3-D graphics! ! ;We had the

    Atari 2600! With games like "Space Invaders"

    And "asteroids" and the graphics sucked ass! Your guy was

    a little square! You actually had to use your

    imagination! And there were no multiple

    levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!

    And you could never win. The game just kept getting

    harder and harder and faster and faster until you

    died! .. Just like LIFE!


    When you went to the movie theater there no such thing

    as stadium seating! All the seats were the same

    height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat

    sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were

    just screwed!


    Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was

    only like 15 channels and there was no onscreen menu

    and no remote control! You had to use a little book

    called a TV Guide to find out what was on!


    You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You

    had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to

    change the channel and there was no Cartoon Network

    either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday

    Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to

    wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little

    rat-bastards!


    And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat

    something up . we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire .. imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to

    use that Stupid JiffyPop thing and shake it over the stove

    forever like an idiot.


    That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids

    today have got it too easy. You're spoiled.


    You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back when!





    Regards,


    -The 30 Something crowd