Random man: "hey man, how much you'll gimme if I beatchya ina arm 'rastlin match? Haha"
Me: Haha
Man: "Goddow mighty u big, boy! Whatchyou do?"
Me: I'm a bodybuilder
Man: "oh ok... Well how much u benchin?"
Me: I don't bench press
Man: "So how u git'tat big den if you'ont bench?"
Me: bench pressin don't make u big, it's just a chest exercise. There's other chest exercises u can do
Man: "so how u git'tem arms sa'big den? U da biggest man I ever seen in my life!"
Me: haha benchin dont make your arms big, i do curls and stuff like that for arms
Man: (talkin to somebody else walking by) "thasa big ol sucker ain't he?!"
Lady walking by: "if a fight break out I wontchyou on MY team! Haha"
Me: haha yes ma'am
Man walking by with lady: "Maaan if I was'sat big I'll be mean as a wildcat! Haha"
Me: haha
Another man 2mins later: "man how u get'so big, u workout for a livin?"
Me: no sir I'm in the army
Him: u a big 'ol boy. U ought'ta be a professional 'rastler, u ever thought about that?"
Me: haha no sir, I'm a bodybuilder
Him: "bodybuilder? U show is'a big ol boy, I tell ya"
Me: haha yea I'm tryin...
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