Informatika és tudomány

  • Pio
    #36770
    Kezd a topik egy jelentős része ilyen "mindent úgy csűrünk csavarunk, hogy a Blizz egy szemét" fílinget felvenni.

    Ha nem adnak minden nap rewardot az a baj, ha adnak 7 napig az a baj, ha nem adnak azért nem adnak, mert akkor nem fizetnének a játékért az emberek, ha adnak, akkor azért adnak, mert így fizetnek a játékért az emberek.

    Eszembe jut rólatok a hosszú ideje valaha volt legszellemesebb dolog, amit az interneten olvastam, a Hearthstone redditező/fórumozó görbe tükör szószedet.
    Vigyázat, iróniát jócskán tartalmaz.

    Néhány kedvenc:

    Blizzard – A malevolent uber-corporation who spend most of the day sitting in conferences devising more and more evil ways of extracting money from their addicted customer base. However, in their free time they will sometimes respond to posts on reddit as long as you write the title in capitals with at least seven exclamation marks.

    Cancer – For a deck to be considered cancer it has to fulfill exactly two criteria. 1. It is in the meta. 2. I am not playing it.

    F2P – “Free to Play”. A player who chooses to spend no money on the game, not because they are poor (on the contrary they are actually super-successful in real life with a great job, an enormous cock and a hot Asian girlfriend) but for the challenge! And the rules of the challenge state that you must constantly complain that you don’t have all the cards, arena costs too much, Blizzard are greedy scumbags and it’s lonely in your mum’s basement. (Note, some people abbreviate this as FTP. These people are idiots).

    Hearthstone – Quite possibly the worst game ever made, run by the most incompetent dev team ever to write a subroutine. It’s so bad I now only play it for 20 hours a week (excluding the time I spend reading and posting on the official forums, reddit and Hearthpwn and watching games on Twitch).

    Patron Warrior – The most hated deck in the history of Hearthstone until it was nerfed, at which point it became the most exciting, skill-testing deck in the history of Hearthstone that was unjustly taken from us in its prime.

    Shadowverse (also Gwent, Hex, ES:L, Faeria) – An online CCG that is far better than Hearthstone in every single way imaginable, including better balance, more newbie friendly, more interactive, more skill-based, more frequent updates and a wider variety of viable decks.