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Masakari #2300 Q: Whats the difference between a Steiner Scout Lance from their Assault Lance?
A: The number of Atlases.
Q: How many Word of Blake fanatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 11 to chant the purification prayers.
Q: How many ComStar Adepts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve. One to change the light bulb and 5 to fill out the necessary paperwork. The other six are actually Word of Blake secret agents who are responsible for the light bulb’s premature end of life.
Q: How many Clanners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 13, 1 to challenge it to a Trial of Grievance for going out, 1 laborer to clean up the glass, ten to form a circle of equals, and 1 tech to put a new one in because Warriors are too good for that.
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