#701
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You: hi
Stranger: so a polar bear walks past a penguin on a cell phone
Stranger: polar bear says, "hey, it's cold out here"
You: hm interesting
Stranger: penguin says, "hey, i'm on the phone, shut the hell up"
You: and?
Stranger: your turn
You: k
You: Why is Ten scared? Because Seven ate Nine
You: lol
Stranger: awww. that's less funny than mine
Stranger: i'll try again.
You: i know hungarian jokes only
Stranger: bring it on
You: mostly the hard ones
Stranger: so this jew and this hungarian walk into a bar
Stranger: the jew says, "you payin?"
Stranger: the hungarian says, "no, I thought you were"
Stranger: alright, your turn again
You: omg
You: ok
You: wait
You: The police asks John Lennon's murderer: why did u kill Lennon
You: the murderer: Lennon? I thought it was Lenin
You: :S
Stranger: ok, those are clearly jokes. try again
You: :|
You: how can u find easily a lion in the desert?
Stranger: the color purple divided by the feeling of dispair
You: U grab a semipermeable membrane which does not let trough the lions and use it on the desert :S
Stranger: wow... that's remarkably unfunny. but still sensical. try again.
You: omg
You: lets see..
You: Galileo: great mind
Einstein: genius mind
Newton: extraordinary mind
Me: master mind
You:never mind
You: :P
You: ur turn
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#701