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#11891
Ismeritek? Biztos vicc, de akkor is jó. :)
Gander International Airport
Gander Tower : "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air : "Thank you Gander . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Gander Tower : " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."
Iran Air : "Thank you Gander. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great."
Pause....
Saudi Air : " GANDER TOWER - GANDER TOWER !"
Gander Tower : "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."
Saudi Air : "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR
THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Gander Tower : "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus.
Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi".