Dangerous Waters by Sonalysts
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kiskorúbézoltán #259 A subsim.com-on valakinek megint elszállt az agya :
1. Whenever the enemy fires a torpedo, you put pedal to the metal and head straight for the nearest exit.
2. Whenever you hear "Vampire, vampire! Incoming missiles!" you throw all kinds of junk out the window as a decoy.
3. You start using the "sprint-and-drift" technique (Actually this is not so far from the truth sometimes.)
4. You start thinking: That guy is signalling left, but I bet he's really going to turn right (à la Victor III).
5. You fix a floating wire to your car to improve reception in tunnels, underground parking lots etc.
6. You make a habit out of periodically performing a handbrake turn in order to clear the baffles.
7. You think the drivers honking their horns are stupid to reveal their presence like that.
8. You change lanes every six minutes or so to improve your TMA.
9. You buy a hybrid car because it's nearly silent when using the electric drive.
10. Finally, you paint the windscreen black and navigate using a map and a stopwatch.
