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A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#687
apropó, ha indulnék házigazdának, támogatnátok?
ki tudja, ha egyszer itt elszabadul a pokol 😄 jól jöhet egy házigazda. 😊
ki tudja, ha egyszer itt elszabadul a pokol 😄 jól jöhet egy házigazda. 😊
#686
<#idiota>#idiota> <#idiota>#idiota> <#idiota>#idiota>
#684
😄😄
You: lets talk about sex
Stranger: ok
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: shit me too
Stranger: fuck
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: lets talk about sex
Stranger: ok
You: m/f?
Stranger: m
You: shit me too
Stranger: fuck
You: bye
Stranger: bye
You: sup homie
You: was up?
Stranger: nm bro
Stranger: just chillin here watchin opra
You: opra? 😄 LOL
You: ur crazy?
Stranger: oprah* srry ;-(
Stranger: yeh im a lil crazie
You: np 😛
You: Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
Stranger: dsafagafsdfasf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: was up?
Stranger: nm bro
Stranger: just chillin here watchin opra
You: opra? 😄 LOL
You: ur crazy?
Stranger: oprah* srry ;-(
Stranger: yeh im a lil crazie
You: np 😛
You: Uh, Uh, Uh. Where is it?
Stranger: dsafagafsdfasf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ಠ_ಠ
OMEEGAH <#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota>
#679
You: hi
Stranger: hey, may i speak to /b/
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: do you?
Stranger: do you liek fishsticks in ur mouth?
Stranger: u gay fish
Stranger: hey, may i speak to /b/
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: do you?
Stranger: do you liek fishsticks in ur mouth?
Stranger: u gay fish
XDXD
Stranger: hi
You: sup homie
You: was up?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ya seem to be funny
You: i'll rip ur head off and shit down ur neck
Stranger: hum
Stranger: /b/ ? :p
You: go ahead, make my day
You: looser
Stranger: yep, ya really are a funny guy
You: im gonna medieval on ur asses
Stranger: whoa impressive
You: see u in hell
Stranger: hi
You: sup homie
You: was up?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ya seem to be funny
You: i'll rip ur head off and shit down ur neck
Stranger: hum
Stranger: /b/ ? :p
You: go ahead, make my day
You: looser
Stranger: yep, ya really are a funny guy
You: im gonna medieval on ur asses
Stranger: whoa impressive
You: see u in hell
ಠ_ಠ
#676
Ezen beszartok: <#idiota>#idiota>
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: fi
Stranger: france and you ?
Stranger: hi*
You: thats the asshole of the world!
Stranger: really ?
You: all the french people are gay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm
Stranger: you want to fuck with me ?
You: go to hell gayfish!
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: from your mother's hairy ass
Stranger: K
Stranger: THX
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: puceau va
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: fi
Stranger: france and you ?
Stranger: hi*
You: thats the asshole of the world!
Stranger: really ?
You: all the french people are gay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm
Stranger: you want to fuck with me ?
You: go to hell gayfish!
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: from your mother's hairy ass
Stranger: K
Stranger: THX
Stranger: BYE
Stranger: puceau va
Hogy veszi a lapot csóka, figyeldoda:
Stranger: hay
You: hai
You: knock-knock
Stranger: hey^^ *opendoor*
You: 'sup homie? 😮)
Stranger: hay
You: hai
You: knock-knock
Stranger: hey^^ *opendoor*
You: 'sup homie? 😮)
...vágod?
#673
van aki csinálja 😄
Stranger: hiii
You: hy
You: Where R U from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you
You: Hungary
Stranger: male or femal
Stranger: e
You: male
Stranger: how old
You: 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hy
You: Where R U from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: you
You: Hungary
Stranger: male or femal
Stranger: e
You: male
Stranger: how old
You: 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#670
na beszélgettem egy értelmes kanadai brazillal, vagy mivel... 😄
You: hi
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: canada
Stranger: 26 yearsr
Stranger: you work
You: i asked, do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yes
You: what are you, a gay fish?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so brasilera
Stranger: otario
You: yes, you area a gay fish
You: -a
Stranger: tu e brasilero
Stranger: diga
You: GAYFISH! GAYFISH! GAYFISH!
You: GAYFISH! GAYFISH! GAYFISH!
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: my msn
Stranger: bye
You: hi
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: canada
Stranger: 26 yearsr
Stranger: you work
You: i asked, do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yes
You: what are you, a gay fish?
Stranger: no
Stranger: so brasilera
Stranger: otario
You: yes, you area a gay fish
You: -a
Stranger: tu e brasilero
Stranger: diga
You: GAYFISH! GAYFISH! GAYFISH!
You: GAYFISH! GAYFISH! GAYFISH!
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: my msn
Stranger: bye
Vannak még buzik is a világon! 😄
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Suck my ball'Z!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: XD
Stranger: how big is your cock
You: Ohh.. SOOO GoooD!
You: 23cm
Stranger: you like it?
Stranger: nice
You: Yeaah
Stranger: fuck me with your pole
You: I'm nigger!
You: okay...
You: ..
You: Good?
Stranger: omg i want your fat black cock in my ass
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: now.....
Stranger: suck my cock
You: Hmm..
You: okay...
Stranger: nice
Stranger: we should cam chat
You: this is too big4 XD
Stranger: XD
You: We have 1problem...
You: I'M GIRL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Suck my ball'Z!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: XD
Stranger: how big is your cock
You: Ohh.. SOOO GoooD!
You: 23cm
Stranger: you like it?
Stranger: nice
You: Yeaah
Stranger: fuck me with your pole
You: I'm nigger!
You: okay...
You: ..
You: Good?
Stranger: omg i want your fat black cock in my ass
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: now.....
Stranger: suck my cock
You: Hmm..
You: okay...
Stranger: nice
Stranger: we should cam chat
You: this is too big4 XD
Stranger: XD
You: We have 1problem...
You: I'M GIRL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
egy holland meg mikor megkérdeztem, hogy honnan van, azt mondja, hogy ugye nem fogsz kilépni, ha megmondom, hogy holland vagyok... 😄
púúúúú
#667
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yesh
You: what are you, a gay fish? 😄
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yesh
You: what are you, a gay fish? 😄
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#666
Lehet mégse anonymus, az megmagyarázni h az h magyar valaki miért instant disco 😄
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#665
<#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota><#idiota>#idiota>
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90/sm/50
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: m r f
You: XD
Stranger: m or f?
You: shemale
You: you?
Stranger: no ur not
You: Yes yes yes!
Stranger: ok
You: give it to me baby!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 90/sm/50
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: m r f
You: XD
Stranger: m or f?
You: shemale
You: you?
Stranger: no ur not
You: Yes yes yes!
Stranger: ok
You: give it to me baby!
Stranger: hi
You: STOP
Stranger: ?
You: HAMMERTIME
You: U CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: STOP
Stranger: ?
You: HAMMERTIME
You: U CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#662
You: and which is your favourite team?😄
You: a think sao paulo😄
Stranger: sao paulo
Stranger: yes
You: do you like ronaldinho?
Stranger: soso
You: he's seems to be like a horse😄
You: or a gnome
You: a hate him
You: like the shit😄
You: a think sao paulo😄
Stranger: sao paulo
Stranger: yes
You: do you like ronaldinho?
Stranger: soso
You: he's seems to be like a horse😄
You: or a gnome
You: a hate him
You: like the shit😄
#661
úgy érzem ezzel elleszünk egy ideig srácok! <#idiota>#idiota>
#660
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: mi a helyzet?
You: honnan írsz?
Stranger: vad snackar du om? (Mirõl beszélsz? svédül)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pedig már elkezdtem volna neki svédül írni. 😊 de lelépett 😄
You: hi
You: mi a helyzet?
You: honnan írsz?
Stranger: vad snackar du om? (Mirõl beszélsz? svédül)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
pedig már elkezdtem volna neki svédül írni. 😊 de lelépett 😄
rhdtjó😊
south africa -ból csávóval talkingtunk egy kicsit xD
south africa -ból csávóval talkingtunk egy kicsit xD
A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#657
:A_D:_AS:FD_ASfdasfd
#656
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: thanks i'm fine
Stranger: hello
You: you?
You: anyway i'm from hungary, and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: im from london
Stranger: are you from budapest?
You: yes
Stranger: apparently it is a shit hole
rendesek ezek a londoniak... <#idiota>#idiota>
Stranger: how are you?
You: thanks i'm fine
Stranger: hello
You: you?
You: anyway i'm from hungary, and you?
Stranger: good
Stranger: im from london
Stranger: are you from budapest?
You: yes
Stranger: apparently it is a shit hole
rendesek ezek a londoniak... <#idiota>#idiota>
#655
na most egy norvég olajcég vezetõ managerével beszéltem 😄
#654
Ugyanez volt nekem 😄
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: hungary
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_________
micsoda elõítéletek 😄😄😄
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from?
You: hungary
You: and you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
_________
micsoda elõítéletek 😄😄😄
púúúúú
#652
beszéltem egy lengyel csávóval aztmondja volt haydooshoboshlow-n 😄
#651
bazdmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg! <#idiota>#idiota> a kipp-kopp viccek királya! <#idiota>#idiota>
#650
Stranger: hi
You: hey are you a nigger?
Stranger: no, but i love them
wtf??😄
You: hey are you a nigger?
Stranger: no, but i love them
wtf??😄
You: Nyald meg a seggem!
Stranger: Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen
Stranger: Leck mich am Arsch
You:I dont speak that language
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: which language were you speaking in?
You: hungarian
Stranger: nice
You: :3
Stranger: what'd you say?
You: i said suck my ass
Stranger: fucking really?
Stranger: i told you to lick my ass
Itt legalább lehet értelmes embereket találni
Stranger: Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen
Stranger: Leck mich am Arsch
You:I dont speak that language
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: which language were you speaking in?
You: hungarian
Stranger: nice
You: :3
Stranger: what'd you say?
You: i said suck my ass
Stranger: fucking really?
Stranger: i told you to lick my ass
Itt legalább lehet értelmes embereket találni
#648
a_D:A_S:A_.dsd kurvajó kipróbáltam😄😄
#647
Mondták h süssem el... 😄
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock-knock
Stranger: whos there? O=
You: disco
Stranger: disco who? O=
You: disco-nected
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock-knock
Stranger: whos there? O=
You: disco
Stranger: disco who? O=
You: disco-nected
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#645
ez kruvajó😄
#644
http://omegle.com/ - omfg
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Szerintem nem az 1GB HDD lolság miatt törölték.
A warez-szervereket titkosítani szokás, fõleg az ilyen komolyabbakat. Feltehetõleg egy byte-ot sem találnak a szerveren, ami wareznak lenne nevezhetõ, a szerver-tulaj meg valószínûleg pert helyezett kilátásba a korai sajtóvisszhang miatt, meg persze azért, hogy ne 2-3 év múlva kapja vissza a szervereit, annak ellenére, hogy semmi bizonyíték nincs arra, hogy valaha is illegális tartalom lett volna rajta.
Ez persze csak el feltevés.
A warez-szervereket titkosítani szokás, fõleg az ilyen komolyabbakat. Feltehetõleg egy byte-ot sem találnak a szerveren, ami wareznak lenne nevezhetõ, a szerver-tulaj meg valószínûleg pert helyezett kilátásba a korai sajtóvisszhang miatt, meg persze azért, hogy ne 2-3 év múlva kapja vissza a szervereit, annak ellenére, hogy semmi bizonyíték nincs arra, hogy valaha is illegális tartalom lett volna rajta.
Ez persze csak el feltevés.
Egy fecske nem csinál kolbászból kerítést
#641
3t
#640
Azét ott pislog a háttérbe a szürke Extreme t3😊