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#735
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#733
wtf? <#idiota>
#731
ehh <#idiota>
#730
egyedi konfiguráció :D
#729
közbe észrevettem.. :/
#728
#725
ezek a kínaiak... :D
#724
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#723
#722
nyugi, szerintem is vissza kéne térni az eredeti témához. :)
már nyitottam újat ennek a baromságnak. :D
mindjárt postolok vmi jót :)
már nyitottam újat ennek a baromságnak. :D
mindjárt postolok vmi jót :)
#720
8.-ak vagyunk még. :) nyomjuk ezerrel, hogy bennmaradjunk a top10-ben. :)
#718
Stranger: hello
You: b
You: you are?
Stranger: where you from
Stranger: moritz
You: i'm not
Stranger: from germany
You: oh great
You: fucking jews
You: poor
Stranger: im a jew you fuckin peace of shit
You: b
You: you are?
Stranger: where you from
Stranger: moritz
You: i'm not
Stranger: from germany
You: oh great
You: fucking jews
You: poor
Stranger: im a jew you fuckin peace of shit
#714
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You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: have I spoken to you before
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: have I spoken to you before
@herczeg (Defiant/Union) A politika egy nagy sakkjátszma, amiben mindkét oldalon sötét parasztok állnak!
#713
lol :D
#711
nyitok
#710
szerintem nyissunk ennek egy külön szobát mert ez így spam
Stranger: yoo
You: rossz
Stranger: rozz?
You: nono, rossz
You: with SSZ
You: btw its jó
You: not yoo
Stranger: yoo
You: rossz
Stranger: rozz?
You: nono, rossz
You: with SSZ
You: btw its jó
You: not yoo
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#709
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Stranger: Hey, 26/m/usa here, and you? Looking for a woman over 18 with a webcam who likes to show. :D
öhm :D
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öhm :D
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
#708
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Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny boy?
Stranger: haha hello again haha
Stranger: whos there?
Stranger: very horny
You: you are horny boy?
Stranger: very
You: very?
Stranger: yup... you horny girl?
You: i am horny boy
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Stranger: horny girl?
You: horny boy?
Stranger: haha hello again haha
Stranger: whos there?
Stranger: very horny
You: you are horny boy?
Stranger: very
You: very?
Stranger: yup... you horny girl?
You: i am horny boy
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#707
Stranger: hey
You: hi!
You: anyád szûz?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: What?
You: anyád szûz?
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You: hi!
You: anyád szûz?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: What?
You: anyád szûz?
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#706
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: njh
You: hsd?
Stranger: asl?
You: njh
You: hsd?
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#705
lol
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A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#704
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much what about oyu
Stranger: you
You: im bored
Stranger: me too
You: whats the weather there?
Stranger: HOT
You: wow
Stranger: what about you
You: here is gypsy -rain
Stranger: gyspy rain?
You: yeah, gypsies are falling from the heaven
Stranger: what?
You: cool, isnt it?
Stranger: how is that even possible
You: easily...
You: we bring gypsies to the sky on plane
Stranger: i'm so sure
You: then we release them^^
Stranger: thats crazy
You: not really, they can survive
You: they survive everything..
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: cuz you are a gypsy too
Stranger: no i'm not a gypsy
You: you lie, gypsies lie
Stranger: no but i'm not a gypsy
Stranger: i'm telling the truth
You: every gypsy "im not a gypsy" when we r collecting them for a gypsy-rain
You: *says
Stranger: i'm really not a gypsy so i wouldn't be collected
You: now we know where r u from and we go for you for a gypsy-rain
Stranger: no no no i'll stay here where it doesn't gypsy rain
You: prepare, we hope you dont fear the high sky
Stranger: ok i'm' not afraid
You: can u fly?
Stranger: no o
You: that sucks..
You: anyway, even gypsies cannot fly
You: hi
You: sup?
Stranger: nothing much what about oyu
Stranger: you
You: im bored
Stranger: me too
You: whats the weather there?
Stranger: HOT
You: wow
Stranger: what about you
You: here is gypsy -rain
Stranger: gyspy rain?
You: yeah, gypsies are falling from the heaven
Stranger: what?
You: cool, isnt it?
Stranger: how is that even possible
You: easily...
You: we bring gypsies to the sky on plane
Stranger: i'm so sure
You: then we release them^^
Stranger: thats crazy
You: not really, they can survive
You: they survive everything..
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: cuz you are a gypsy too
Stranger: no i'm not a gypsy
You: you lie, gypsies lie
Stranger: no but i'm not a gypsy
Stranger: i'm telling the truth
You: every gypsy "im not a gypsy" when we r collecting them for a gypsy-rain
You: *says
Stranger: i'm really not a gypsy so i wouldn't be collected
You: now we know where r u from and we go for you for a gypsy-rain
Stranger: no no no i'll stay here where it doesn't gypsy rain
You: prepare, we hope you dont fear the high sky
Stranger: ok i'm' not afraid
You: can u fly?
Stranger: no o
You: that sucks..
You: anyway, even gypsies cannot fly
: Every man lives, not every man truly dies.: Razor,Lightning Revenant
#703
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Stranger: hello
You: bye
Stranger: fuck you
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:D
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Stranger: hello
You: bye
Stranger: fuck you
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:D
A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#702
xDD
A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#701
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You: hi
Stranger: so a polar bear walks past a penguin on a cell phone
Stranger: polar bear says, "hey, it's cold out here"
You: hm interesting
Stranger: penguin says, "hey, i'm on the phone, shut the hell up"
You: and?
Stranger: your turn
You: k
You: Why is Ten scared? Because Seven ate Nine
You: lol
Stranger: awww. that's less funny than mine
Stranger: i'll try again.
You: i know hungarian jokes only
Stranger: bring it on
You: mostly the hard ones
Stranger: so this jew and this hungarian walk into a bar
Stranger: the jew says, "you payin?"
Stranger: the hungarian says, "no, I thought you were"
Stranger: alright, your turn again
You: omg
You: ok
You: wait
You: The police asks John Lennon's murderer: why did u kill Lennon
You: the murderer: Lennon? I thought it was Lenin
You: :S
Stranger: ok, those are clearly jokes. try again
You: :|
You: how can u find easily a lion in the desert?
Stranger: the color purple divided by the feeling of dispair
You: U grab a semipermeable membrane which does not let trough the lions and use it on the desert :S
Stranger: wow... that's remarkably unfunny. but still sensical. try again.
You: omg
You: lets see..
You: Galileo: great mind
Einstein: genius mind
Newton: extraordinary mind
Me: master mind
You:never mind
You: :P
You: ur turn
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You: hi
Stranger: so a polar bear walks past a penguin on a cell phone
Stranger: polar bear says, "hey, it's cold out here"
You: hm interesting
Stranger: penguin says, "hey, i'm on the phone, shut the hell up"
You: and?
Stranger: your turn
You: k
You: Why is Ten scared? Because Seven ate Nine
You: lol
Stranger: awww. that's less funny than mine
Stranger: i'll try again.
You: i know hungarian jokes only
Stranger: bring it on
You: mostly the hard ones
Stranger: so this jew and this hungarian walk into a bar
Stranger: the jew says, "you payin?"
Stranger: the hungarian says, "no, I thought you were"
Stranger: alright, your turn again
You: omg
You: ok
You: wait
You: The police asks John Lennon's murderer: why did u kill Lennon
You: the murderer: Lennon? I thought it was Lenin
You: :S
Stranger: ok, those are clearly jokes. try again
You: :|
You: how can u find easily a lion in the desert?
Stranger: the color purple divided by the feeling of dispair
You: U grab a semipermeable membrane which does not let trough the lions and use it on the desert :S
Stranger: wow... that's remarkably unfunny. but still sensical. try again.
You: omg
You: lets see..
You: Galileo: great mind
Einstein: genius mind
Newton: extraordinary mind
Me: master mind
You:never mind
You: :P
You: ur turn
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A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#699
:)
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#698
A tulaj külföldre menekült, legalábbis ezt mondták a TVben is, cikkekben is ezt írták. És én is ezt tartom valószínûbbnek.
http://goo.gl/gd6Zi5
#697
igen , geo for president!!
Stranger: HARRY???
You: yes, Hermione?
Stranger: it's ron, you silly child
Stranger: HARRY???
You: yes, Hermione?
Stranger: it's ron, you silly child
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#696
hmm? legalább válaszoljatok.
#695
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup
You: im fine
You: what about u?
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: where r u from?
You: im from the Orion
You: u?
Stranger: i have no home, always traveling around with my spaceship
You: cool, visit me someday^^
Stranger: sure next time i'm around
You: beware near Nibiru, there lives my ex-wife
Stranger: i have to go back to the bridge now, cu
azt hiszem itt elleszek egy darabig...
Stranger: hey
Stranger: sup
You: im fine
You: what about u?
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: where r u from?
You: im from the Orion
You: u?
Stranger: i have no home, always traveling around with my spaceship
You: cool, visit me someday^^
Stranger: sure next time i'm around
You: beware near Nibiru, there lives my ex-wife
Stranger: i have to go back to the bridge now, cu
azt hiszem itt elleszek egy darabig...
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#694
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Stranger: hey there strangerboy
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: thats cool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: haha
You: ಠ_ಠ
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#693
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You: hello
Stranger: im gonna kill your pet
You: orly?
You: prove or gtfo
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i live beside you
You: awwie
Stranger: in another dimension
You: then you just failed so hard
Stranger: look at your desk
You: since i dont got a pet ^^ but go ahead keep trying
Stranger: do you see a mouse?
You: nah
You: i just see a sand piece and its ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well u suck balls then
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You: sup homie
Stranger: Nothing really
You: cmon tell me something interesting
Stranger: I got a problem
Stranger: i'm gay
You: rly?
Stranger: yup
You: tell me bout it
Stranger: but last night, my friend went on till my arse was bleeding
Stranger: horrible
You: ya it is
Stranger: he wasnt even trying to stop
Stranger: sucks big time
Stranger: so, tell me bout ur life
You: i hate gays so i will tear your head off you little moron
Stranger: why
You: cos you worth as much as a piece of shit
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You: hello
Stranger: im gonna kill your pet
You: orly?
You: prove or gtfo
Stranger: sure
Stranger: i live beside you
You: awwie
Stranger: in another dimension
You: then you just failed so hard
Stranger: look at your desk
You: since i dont got a pet ^^ but go ahead keep trying
Stranger: do you see a mouse?
You: nah
You: i just see a sand piece and its ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well u suck balls then
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You: sup homie
Stranger: Nothing really
You: cmon tell me something interesting
Stranger: I got a problem
Stranger: i'm gay
You: rly?
Stranger: yup
You: tell me bout it
Stranger: but last night, my friend went on till my arse was bleeding
Stranger: horrible
You: ya it is
Stranger: he wasnt even trying to stop
Stranger: sucks big time
Stranger: so, tell me bout ur life
You: i hate gays so i will tear your head off you little moron
Stranger: why
You: cos you worth as much as a piece of shit
ಠ_ಠ
#692
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: sup?
You: sup?
Stranger: FFFUUUU
You: FFFUUUU
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You: hello
Stranger: sup?
You: sup?
Stranger: FFFUUUU
You: FFFUUUU
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#690
You: hi
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:/
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:/
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#689
You: hi
You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU CRAAAAAZY?
Stranger: YEEEAAASSSS I AM
You: I'M TOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU REAAAAAALY CRAAAAAZY?
Stranger: no not really
You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU CRAAAAAZY?
Stranger: YEEEAAASSSS I AM
You: I'M TOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: AAAAAARE YOUUUU REAAAAAALY CRAAAAAZY?
Stranger: no not really
#688
xD
A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
#687
apropó, ha indulnék házigazdának, támogatnátok?
ki tudja, ha egyszer itt elszabadul a pokol :D jól jöhet egy házigazda. :)
ki tudja, ha egyszer itt elszabadul a pokol :D jól jöhet egy házigazda. :)
#686
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