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Saor Alba
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Saor Alba
-tRs-Landor
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
\"kiskirája helyesen bocs, hogy kijavítalak...\" You could be Hoffed
ADATA 16GB XPG V1.0 1866MHz | ASUS Z87-K | CORSAIR CX750M | GIGABYTE GTX770 2GB | INTEL Core i5-4670K 3.40GHz | SAMSUNG 120GB 840 EVO | WD 1TB Caviar Blue | COOLERMASTER Hyper 612S
Xubuntu 14.04.5 /WIndows 7 Enterprise/Windows XP professional SP3(némely szoftver inkompatibilis az elöz?vel). :)
Saor Alba
...vágod?
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
23000-res ték
sg discord: https://discord.gg/ezkyQvNE
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
sg discord: https://discord.gg/ezkyQvNE
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
\"kiskirája helyesen bocs, hogy kijavítalak...\" You could be Hoffed
"Ha a trendet követed és a trenddel mész, akkor a trend elmúlik és te is elmész..." Az 1000. nyár
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
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A mesterséges inteligencia nem ellenfele a természetes hülyeségnek.
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
ADATA 16GB XPG V1.0 1866MHz | ASUS Z87-K | CORSAIR CX750M | GIGABYTE GTX770 2GB | INTEL Core i5-4670K 3.40GHz | SAMSUNG 120GB 840 EVO | WD 1TB Caviar Blue | COOLERMASTER Hyper 612S
ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto: Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto: Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT VII, SCENE II
If your idea of "beauty" is narrow, you will rarely see it unless you live a sheltered life and avoid new experiences. The moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it.
Per Aspera Ad Inferi.
- Na jó fiam, erre a beszélgetésre elõbb utóbb sort kellett keríteni,
figyelj így történt: Apukád megismerte anyukádat egy chatszobában, majd
találkoztak egy cyberkávézóban és anyukád a WC-n letöltött pár adatot apukád USB kulcsáról. Amikor apukád befejezte a letöltést, észre vette, hogy ezt megelõzõen egyetlen tûzfal sem lett feltelepítve. Ekkor már késõ volt CANCEL, ESC gombok nyomkodására, mert a "Biztosan elkezdi a letöltést?" ablak leOK-zása már a Beállítások menüpont alatt ki lett pipálva. Anyukád antivírus programja régen volt frissítve ezért apukád "blaster-worm" vírusával nem tudott mit kezdeni. Ekkor megnyomtuk az "Enter" billentyût és kaptunk egy rendszerüzenetet ezzel a felirattal: "Maradék idõ a letöltés befejezéséig 9 hónap..."
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
"The trees move. Do you not see it?"
A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Mente et Malleo
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás