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http://bexter.hu Szép Fényeket!
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
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If your idea of "beauty" is narrow, you will rarely see it unless you live a sheltered life and avoid new experiences. The moment I stop having fun with it, I'll be done with it.
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
Mert az idő elszáll mint a fing, de én szépen öregszem mint a Sting.
If Everything That Has A Beginning Must Has An End
Utoljára szerkesztette: PeeTeR, 2016.01.28. 19:32:36
pornhub - the world's biggest archive of nothing.
ASUS B550-PLUS, AMD 5600X, 32 GB DDR4, EVGA RTX 3070, SM-OB1, HD 600 + Asus Xonar DX, TonePort UX1 + Alesis Elevate 5, Novation Circuit \o/
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Utoljára szerkesztette: Ferenc4, 2016.01.28. 19:10:53
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az előző aláírásom szánalmas volt, se nem szellemes, se nem logikus, és még rosszul is volt begépelve, így inkább kiszedtem :(
''Egy probléma nem oldható meg azzal a gondolkodással, amely magát a problémát létrehozta''
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MSI B450M Mortar Max | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | G.SKILL 32GB DDR4 3600MHz CL16 | MSI RTX 2060 Gaming Z 6GB GDDR6 | 1TB M.2 SSD | 3TB HDD | Thermaltake Hamburg 530W | Acer XFA240 | Win 10 x64
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
MSI B450M Mortar Max | AMD Ryzen 5 3600 | G.SKILL 32GB DDR4 3600MHz CL16 | MSI RTX 2060 Gaming Z 6GB GDDR6 | 1TB M.2 SSD | 3TB HDD | Thermaltake Hamburg 530W | Acer XFA240 | Win 10 x64
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
“Ha meg akarod nevettetni Istent, mesélj neki a terveidr?l.”
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“Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?”
ʇxǝʇ ʎɯ oʇ sıɥʇ pıp doɹp ssɐq ǝɥʇ
"One unbreakable shield against the coming darkness, One last blade, forged in defiance of fate. Let them be my legacy to the galaxy I conquered, and my final gift to the species I failed."
"The trees move. Do you not see it?"
Bitch please...
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Utoljára szerkesztette: BenedekFeco, 2016.01.27. 18:29:50
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
Az új Rambo muvi
bepipi, bekak csak lazán mindenki nyugodjon le a ... <#hehe>
Utoljára szerkesztette: ximix, 2016.01.27. 17:58:10
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!
Ha meg velem lenne problemad. minden hetfon-kedden, csutortokon-penteken megtalalsz a Telepy uti Pitbull Gymben. Keresd a "kokszost" en vagyok az.
http://bexter.hu Szép Fényeket!
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James: We'd been down at Options Tavern at a stubbies and singlets party (stubbies: a brand of very short shorts, popular in the 90s with tradesmen and in school uniforms (http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2008/1/l&p-stubbies.jpg). singlets: wife beater/sleeveless undergarment) and we got dropped off by a mate up the road, started walking to the servo (gas station) to get some noodles, and went to jump over a sign on the way and slipped over and busted a plugga (plugga: flip-flop, busted: the 'plug' that holds the straps that go across the feet is pulled out from its fixing).
host
James: Well, I was pretty concerned about my blowout (the process of 'busting the plugger'), and I looked up and saw a white Commodore (very common Australian car) and two blokes (guys) with shirts around their faces and sort of thought something was a bit suss (strange, suspicious) so I thought we'd better go and check it out.
host
James I grabbed the keys out of the ignition while they were inside the Oportos (chicken fast food chain) then it just sort of unfolded from there - there was no plan - just to go with it and see what happened.
host
James: When I first jumped in the car I sort of took a step back and thought "Oh shit, has this guy got a knife?" and I saw he had his hands empty and he was just trying to cover his face. So I jumped back in and just went from there.
host
James: Mate I don't go to the gym, haven't been to the gym in years. The only gym I go to is Jim Beam, that's about it.
host
James: Oh, I'm not actually married as yet. That was my manager that hacked my Facebook and put up that I was getting married. But yeah, she was more concerned that I broke the new pair of pluggas that she bought me on Thursday night.
host
James: Only briefly, just got to see the top half of their face. Saw the passengers and I got a good look at him and yeah, they got away pretty quickly.
Kane: Once they realised their keys were gone they weren't hanging around for very long, they were gone.
host
Kane: The Robin, yeah.
James: Well he is short and fat.
Kane: I was the one thinking about getting stabbed.
host, awkward pause
Kane: We only put it up there just to get a couple of laughs, initially. Its just unreal that it has blown out of control.
host
James: Mate, I've got a Team Moot-dangas (Moot/Mutt: Dirty Vagina. Dangas: Dingleberry/hanging piece of shit) Fishing Team, they are going to sort me out (provide me) with some. Unit Clothing is helping me out...
James: The Team Moot-dangas. Look them up on Facebook and give them a like
host
James: Mate, I work at Hinterland Mowers, down at Nerang (suburb of Gold Coast, QLD)
Kane: Youse (You guys) want to buy a mower?
host closing
James: Just had to be done, sort out the right from wrong.
Kane: Bloody oath (damn straight/too right)"
ez is jó, főleg 1:50-től 😄D
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