Dark Age of Camelot
Jelentkezz be a hozzászóláshoz.
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
Amúgy tök gáz hogy az ml9-es zónába nem lehet bemenni ml8 alatt, eszméletlen szép a hely :/
\"american beer is like having sex in the canoe... Fuckin close to water\"
Mindenki ML9es már?
Vagy albionban a zerg a divat és 10fg alatt már el se indulnak ML-t csinálni?😊
Trutyi LvL 60 UD Priest (Bloodscalp)
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
Puk kollega is kapott, nekem is kell
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\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
Az alkoholmentes sör az első lépés a guminők felé.
Outkhast fotminstanoobhealer ding rr6
\o/
FHs threadet kerek pls .)
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Trutyi LvL 60 UD Priest (Bloodscalp)
Showers: Men Vs. Women
How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country.
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her making the ''woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use one.
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles .Admire wiener size. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout ''Oh yeah, baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.
kicsit hosszú,de azért ideraktam,hogy legyen miért beszólni :-P
"Dear Sir!
repair my internet or no cookies for j00!"
ps : foad irl
regards,
Rockety
ilyet kuldtel?
:p
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Lourker
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
\"Ne vitatkozz hülyékkel, mert lesüllyedsz a szintjükre és legyőznek a rutinjukkal!\"
SWTOR - Ubi - Sorcerer healer - Black Ravens
SWTOR - Ubi - Sorcerer healer - Black Ravens
zzz
\"american beer is like having sex in the canoe... Fuckin close to water\"
zzz
zzz
bibibí
etc
NA MEGYEK IS ES JASZTOM KICSIT A LAGFREE DAOCCAL..
<gonosz arcot vag>
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SWTOR - Ubi - Sorcerer healer - Black Ravens
zzz
zzz
YAY
ki erti ezt lol
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