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Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • ollie
    #4927
    To realize the value of one year, ask the student who has
    failed a class.
    To realize the value of one month, ask the mother who has
    given birth to a premature baby.
    To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly.
    To realize the value of one day, ask a daily wage laborer.
    To realize the value of one hour, ask the man waiting for his
    girlfriend.
    To realize the value of one minute, ask the person who has
    just missed his flight.
    To realize the value of one second, ask the person who has
    survived an accident.
    To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who
    has just won silver in the Olympics.
    To realize the value of one nanosecond, ask a hardware
    engineer.

    And if you still don't realize the value of time, you must be
    a software engineer.