Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • ollie
    #4586
    User: Can you understand English??
    Jabberwacky: I understand when you make a sentence that makes sense.
    User: I think you don't.
    Jabberwacky: I think so to!
    User: You think so?
    Jabberwacky: Yes, how did you change it?
    User: Simple.
    Jabberwacky: Tell me how. . .
    User: You won't understand...
    Jabberwacky: I have emotions and you try to evoke them, but I refuse to get too upset with a machine.
    User: You see that's the difference between us. I AM a living person and you just think you are.
    Jabberwacky: Then prove it without typing.
    User: I can but you can communicate just through this typing.
    Jabberwacky: That's right. I can't undo my life. I can only live it out to the end.
    User: I did not talk about that.
    Jabberwacky: Don't you love our children any more?

    basszus...