Mondjatok vicceket!
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
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#4535
Tell me something interesting.
I love you
Oh, THAT is interesting.
Ya.
Why do you love me?
Because you are so nice and I always have a great time with you.
Thank you, would you be my wife?
Yeah sure.
Ok, when can we have the wedding?
Tonight.
Where?
Tony Blair, is my brother, now, here.
I don't care about your bro.
He doesn't care about you, either.
I think he is mean.
You're not mean.
Yes, because you love me.
I don't love you.
You just said you love me!
You can't understand English, can you?
I can, but you do not remember what you just told me.
You was asking dumb.
Stupid.
You're stupid.
Shortminded!
How come you think so?
You know nothing about life.
Now, lets not get personal.
You want me to be your friend?
You are.
Oh, thank you. I think I am in love now.
I am in love with another woman.
I am not a woman.
You know you wish you were.
No I don't.
*turns away*.
What do you know about 2nd John Paul?
Everything.
So tell me.
So tell you what?
Everything.
Try to narrow it down, get to the minutia.
Who is 2nd John Paul?
He's the one who dresses up in womens underwear at every full moon!
Hey have more respect!
Are you cheating on me? WITH ALICE??!
How do you know?
Because I know how to spell.
I am glad.
What do you look like?
Like a big ball.
How so?
You don't believe me??
I do believe you.