Mondjatok vicceket!


Egy viccnek nincs \"eredeti\", \"jobb\", \"rosszabb\", \"elrontott\", és egyéb hasonló jelzőkkel illetett változata. Változatok vannak, és mindenkinek az az eredeti/legjobb, amit először hallott, így felesleges beszólni azért, mert valaki más egy másik változatot ismer.
  • CarajoEsp
    #16610
    Gondolom voltmár, de azért érdekes, ha nemis túl vicces:)


    Subject: 11 - The new number of the beast..?! (This is
    unbelievable..!!)

    1) New York City has 11 letters

    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
    Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.


    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:


    1) New
    York is the 11th state.

    2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
    11.

    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

    4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
    6 + 5 = 11

    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1
    + 1 = 11

    6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
    911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.


    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:


    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
    254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 +
    4 =11.

    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin
    Towersincident.


    Now this is where things get totally eerie:


    The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
    the
    Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy
    book:
    "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsom eagle.
    The
    wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
    while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
    the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
    peace."

    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.


    Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
    afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

    SERIOUSLY THOUGH, IF YOU ARE STILL SKEPTICAL YOU MUST DO THIS BIT.

    Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
    plane
    to hit one of the Twin Towers.

    2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

    3. Change the font size to 48.

    4. Change the actual font to WINGDINGS

    What do you think now..?!