Not long ago, two jokers played the following prank at Heathrow airport, London: they wrote strange names on pieces of paper and handed them in at the Information desk for them to call for these people over the loudspeaker system.
To make it more credible, they dressed up as taxi drivers and went to the Information desk 45 minutes after a Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways flight had arrived, saying that their fare had not shown up. Meanwhile, a friend stood under the loudspeakers and recorded the “pronunciation” of the Information desk clerk.
After the fifth message, the Airport police got wind of what was happening and threw them out. The last message was recorded at Gatwick, London’s second airport.
First try to read and pronounce the names. Then listen to how they were pronounced at the airport. Double click on the speaker sign to hear the messages.
Looks Like… Reads Like… Sounds Like…
Ajheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie I‘ve been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Still, I got my own bath and took a piss in his tea
Ha erdekel valakit felrakok egy linket. Ha nem erdekel senkit, akkor is. Talaljatok meg a kozeputat. :D
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