Informatika és tudomány

Miért szeretnénk ha lenne barátnőnk/barátunk, illetve feleségünk/férjünk?
  • Lazarus
    #140
    class Ember{
    private $nem, $kulso, $belso
    function Emeber($nem, $kulso, $belso)
    {
    $this->nem = $nem;
    $this->kulso = $kulso;
    $this->belso = $belso;
    }
    };

    class Kapcsolat{
    private $fiu, $lany;
    function Kapcsolat($fiu, $lany)
    {
    $this->fiu = $fiu;
    $this->lany = $lany;
    }
    };

    $fiu = new Ember("hím", $szulok->getDNS(), random());
    $lany = new Ember("nőstény", $szulok->getDNS(), random());

    $result = $fiu->detect($lany);

    if ($result == "like")
    {
    $result = $fiu->leszolit($lany);

    if ($result == "success")
    {
    $fiu->blablabla();
    $lany->blablabla();
    $fiu->tellJoke();
    $lany->kackac();
    $fiu->requestPhoneNumber($lany);
    $lany->sendPhoneNumber($fiu);
    $fiu->bye();
    $lany->bye();
    sleep(1000*60*20);
    $fiu->invite($lany, "kocsma");
    $lany->refuse();
    $fiu->invite($lany, "mozi");
    $lany->accept();
    $relation = new Kapcsolat($fiu, $lany);
    $relation->event("mozi");
    $relation->kiss();
    $fiu->bye();
    $lany->bye();
    sleep(1000*60*20);
    $relation->event("park");
    $relation->event("kiss");
    $relation->event("hug");
    $relation->event("kiss");
    $lany->invite($fiu, "home");
    $fiu->accept();
    $lany->drink("vörösbor");
    $fiu->drink("vörösbor");
    $lany->setMusic();
    $relation->sex();
    $lany->orgasm();
    $lany->orgasm();
    $lany->orgasm();
    $fiu->orgasm();
    sleep(1000*60*8)

    $relation_length = random * magic();
    for($i = 1; $i <= $relation_length; $i++)
    {
    $fiu->work();
    $lany->kitchen();
    $relation->event(random);
    $relation->sex();
    if (Math.random(1, 1000) < 1*$lany->terv())
    {
    $lany->getTerhesseg();
    $relation_lenght *= 2;
    }
    // relation_length exhausted

    $relation->brokeUp();
    $relation = null;
    }
    }
    }