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  • Eye-scream
    #132
    Ez se semmi, aki leglassabban nyomja meg a gombot, azt megbassza az áram :D


    Lightning Reaction
    …conduct yourself with care!

    This fabulous ‘A' list game has become a media celebrity. With rave reviews on the television, radio and in the papers, you absolutely have to get your hands on the gadgetshop's latest invention.

    We've worked out how to get a lot of pleasure out of a little bit of pain. So go ahead and pander to that ever so small, (oh so very, very small), SADOMASOCHIST inside.

    Appropriately tortuous in appearance, this menacing metallic apparatus brings even the most grounded of gamesters out in a light sheen of perspiration. The frenzied atmosphere of nervous anticipation is priceless as you and your friends try to get a handle on the situation, without taking charge!

    Simply confirm the number of players, depress the circular panel in the centre and listen as it glows red and the air fills with the wail of a banshee. A green light signifies the All Clear and then the reaction race begins. The victim isn't chosen randomly – the last person to press the button on their receiver suffers the sizzling - but when you're laughing at someone else's misfortune, just remember, the next electric shock might have your name on it!

    Oh, and for those of you who are given to cheating, (‘never' we hear you cry!); any attempt to pre-empt the All Clear will result in an embarrassing frazzle (shame on you). In fact, the only way to avoid a charge is to stay current!