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  • Bachstein
    #78453
    Csak neked kerestem még párat...
    What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
    A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.

    What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
    Cancer.

    What is the definition of revenge?
    A baby with a dog in its mouth.

    How are babies and the elderly alike?
    Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

    What bounces up and down at 100mph?
    A baby tied to the back of a truck.

    What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life
    You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter

    Bocs. :D