"...MASTER! MASTER!..."
  • Beast Machine
    #2203
    MASTERED BY MUPPETS

    End of session day, Rubin works away:
    I'm your source of song-destruction
    Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
    Leaving spikes on my instruction
    Trust me you will see
    Volume’s all you need
    Dedicated to
    How I'll limit you

    Compressing faster
    Limit your Master
    Your albums sell faster
    With a loud Master
    Master

    Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
    Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
    Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
    Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
    Mastered
    Mastered
    Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
    Bastard
    Bastard

    Need to mix this way, never you dismay
    ”Loud” makes death magnetic clearer
    Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
    Squash your tracks til it’s severe
    Gate and you will see
    More and more dB
    Dedicated to
    How I’m killing you

    Compressing faster
    Limit your Master
    Your albums sell faster
    With a loud Master
    Master

    Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
    Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
    Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing…
    Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
    Mastered
    Mastered
    Rubin’s my name, and I'll hear you scream
    Bastard
    Bastard

    Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
    Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
    Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
    Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
    Spike to me!

    Lars ain’t worth all that – “natural” kick and hats
    Kirk adds wah without a reason
    Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
    Rob, your shirt is out of season…
    I’ll record til 5 (then)
    I will help you buy
    Sandals that suit you
    Now you look cool too