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  • OPM
    #90
    OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe

    If I die before I wake
    At least in heaven I can skate
    Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Without the man up on my back
    Now heaven would be a DJ
    Spinnin' dub all night long
    And heaven would be just kickin' back
    With Jesus packing my bong
    And if you don't believe in Jesus
    Then Muhammed or Buddah too
    And while the world is warring
    We just sit back and laugh at you
    Singing
    If I die before I wake
    At least in heaven I can skate
    Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Without the man up on my back
    Now when most people think of heaven
    They see those pearly gates
    But I looked a little closer
    And there's a sign that says 'do not skate'
    So if you wanna come to my heaven
    Well we all gonna have a ball
    And every one you know is welcome
    Cause we got no gates or walls
    Singing
    If I die before I wake
    At least in heaven I can skate
    Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
    Without the man fuckin' with it
    Then I got to the gate
    Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate
    I'm sorry friend you can't come in
    You got a list here that doesn't end
    You're mad cause I smoke dope
    You teachin' any classes in how to cope
    I'll find a place to rest my head
    I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
    Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
    We'll be bustin Christ airs until we get to heaven
    Think I really care that I missed biology
    Got my education in stale fishology
    With all your rules you got to chill
    I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
    Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
    Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
    Got the skills
    Got the skills
    Got the skills
    Got the skills
    Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe
    If I die before I wake
    At least in heaven I can skate
    Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
    Without the man upon my back
    Heaven is a halfpipe
    Singing
    If I die before I wake
    At least in heaven I can skate
    Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
    Without the man fuckin' with it
    Method air judo air I don't care no
    I don't care I don't care I don't care