"I didn't transcribe the hosts, thought they were clear enough. Hope this helps.

James: We'd been down at Options Tavern at a stubbies and singlets party (stubbies: a brand of very short shorts, popular in the 90s with tradesmen and in school uniforms (http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/commercials/2008/1/l&p-stubbies.jpg). singlets: wife beater/sleeveless undergarment) and we got dropped off by a mate up the road, started walking to the servo (gas station) to get some noodles, and went to jump over a sign on the way and slipped over and busted a plugga (plugga: flip-flop, busted: the 'plug' that holds the straps that go across the feet is pulled out from its fixing).

host

James: Well, I was pretty concerned about my blowout (the process of 'busting the plugger'), and I looked up and saw a white Commodore (very common Australian car) and two blokes (guys) with shirts around their faces and sort of thought something was a bit suss (strange, suspicious) so I thought we'd better go and check it out.

host

James I grabbed the keys out of the ignition while they were inside the Oportos (chicken fast food chain) then it just sort of unfolded from there - there was no plan - just to go with it and see what happened.

host

James: When I first jumped in the car I sort of took a step back and thought "Oh shit, has this guy got a knife?" and I saw he had his hands empty and he was just trying to cover his face. So I jumped back in and just went from there.

host

James: Mate I don't go to the gym, haven't been to the gym in years. The only gym I go to is Jim Beam, that's about it.

host

James: Oh, I'm not actually married as yet. That was my manager that hacked my Facebook and put up that I was getting married. But yeah, she was more concerned that I broke the new pair of pluggas that she bought me on Thursday night.

host

James: Only briefly, just got to see the top half of their face. Saw the passengers and I got a good look at him and yeah, they got away pretty quickly.

Kane: Once they realised their keys were gone they weren't hanging around for very long, they were gone.

host

Kane: The Robin, yeah.

James: Well he is short and fat.

Kane: I was the one thinking about getting stabbed.

host, awkward pause

Kane: We only put it up there just to get a couple of laughs, initially. Its just unreal that it has blown out of control.

host

James: Mate, I've got a Team Moot-dangas (Moot/Mutt: Dirty Vagina. Dangas: Dingleberry/hanging piece of shit) Fishing Team, they are going to sort me out (provide me) with some. Unit Clothing is helping me out...

James: The Team Moot-dangas. Look them up on Facebook and give them a like

host

James: Mate, I work at Hinterland Mowers, down at Nerang (suburb of Gold Coast, QLD)

Kane: Youse (You guys) want to buy a mower?

host closing

James: Just had to be done, sort out the right from wrong.

Kane: Bloody oath (damn straight/too right)"