PC HUMOR 1.2
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
\"kiskirája helyesen bocs, hogy kijavítalak...\" You could be Hoffed
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
"Ha a trendet követed és a trenddel mész, akkor a trend elmúlik és te is elmész..." Az 1000. nyár
fm, eu3, mást mostanában nem is tolok.

ADATA 16GB XPG V1.0 1866MHz | ASUS Z87-K | CORSAIR CX750M | GIGABYTE GTX770 2GB | INTEL Core i5-4670K 3.40GHz | SAMSUNG 120GB 840 EVO | WD 1TB Caviar Blue | COOLERMASTER Hyper 612S


“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
1. Egy emberi DNS 75MB-nyi genetikai információt tartalmaz.
2. Egy spermium (mivel a hímivarsejtbõl származik az utódláshoz használt infó fele) így 37,5 MB-ot.
3. Egy milliliterben 100 millió spermium van.
Gondolatmenet: Általánosságban egy alkalommal 2,25 ml-t lövünk ki 5 sec alatt. Így a hímvesszõ sávszélessége: (37,5MB x 100Millió x 2,25)/5 = (37.500.000 x 100.000.000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000, avagy: 1687,5 TerraByte/s. Tehát ez orgazmusonként több, mint egymilliárd floppy, vagy 2 millió CD lemez/sec.
All hail the double x!
ezeket a gifeket sose unom meg 😄
ADATA 16GB XPG V1.0 1866MHz | ASUS Z87-K | CORSAIR CX750M | GIGABYTE GTX770 2GB | INTEL Core i5-4670K 3.40GHz | SAMSUNG 120GB 840 EVO | WD 1TB Caviar Blue | COOLERMASTER Hyper 612S

A kaktusz is azért szúr, mert soha nem simogatják... Nem a remény hal meg utoljára, hanem a sejtszintű enzimműködés. n_n
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
"Ha a trendet követed és a trenddel mész, akkor a trend elmúlik és te is elmész..." Az 1000. nyár
Per Aspera Ad Inferi.
Nyan_Cat
Valaki levezetné?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
٩(×̯×)۶ Az elmélet és a gyakorlat között elméletben nem, csak gyakorlatban van különbség.

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"
Heeding The Call, one and for all \"But now the rains weep o\'er his hall,with no one there to hear\" \"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what\'s right.\"


