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“I would sit on the subway with my legs spread open taking up the entire seat. I hate when men do that.” -- Kelly
“I would have tons of sex. I think sex is probably way better for dudes.” -- Layla
“I wouldn’t want an actual d--k. But I would want to be a guy because then I could be powerful without seeming like I’m a bitch. Like, I could BE a d--k.” -- Catherine
“I would want to have sex with a woman, but in the way that girls just can’t—like different positions, doggy-style and stuff. Honestly, I don’t think I could have an orgasm in many of the positions that men can.” -- Louisa
“I would pee standing up, in public, just because I could.” -- Anna
“You know how in the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape, Tommy put his penis between his legs like a woman? I would do that, just to freak people out.” -- Cassie
“I would have sex with every woman I possibly could, to see how it felt physically and to see how it felt emotionally to be a total man-whore.” -- Jenn
“Masturbate. A lot. In the shower though, because even as a guy, sperm would gross me out.” -- Brie
“I would pee on people’s heads from a roof and then write my name in the snow.”—Lauren
“I think I would draw a happy face on the tip and make the pee hole talk. My wiener would say, ‘Hi Amelia, how are you today?’ I would be pretty busy that day, actually.” -- Colleen
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
- éppen d[-_-]b - hogy csinálod ezt a fordított \"b\" bet?t? - ööö, mind1...
“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás
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“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable” _____/|_____\o/___ Cápatámadás

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Hogy helyezze beléd ?sgyík-vesszejét a Magasságos mélységes imádattal, ?sélvezettel, ?sgyík heréinek kusza-gubancos sz?rmeredvényeinek kristálygyökér-fonódásaival!

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