George, a beszélgetőtársat kereső robot

Hol van a magyarul beszélõ robot?

Õ: FÉrfi vagy?
Én: Igen.
Õ: Te hogy vagy?
Én: Jól, köszönöm.,.
Õ: Meg sem kérdezed, hogy én hogy vagyok?
Én: Leszarom hogy vagy.
Õ: Kurva jól, de tényleg, most szopott le a barátnõm.

Nekem magyarul úgy káromkodik mint egy repettsarkú cigó.

User: What languages can you speak?

George: English, Greece, French, Chinese, And japanese.

User: Comment tu t'appelles?

George: I can't speak french.

lál 😄

Lafoxka XDD

Lafoxka Windows hibaüzenetek:
Winerror 009: Túl sok hiba, hibatárló túlcsordulás.
Winerror 00A: Nem Microsoft alkalmazás észlelése; alkalmazás törlése.
Lafoxka Esküvõ
A fiatal tolvaj néhány nappal az esküvõje elõtt beállít jövendõbeli apósához a vén betörõhöz.
- Valamit kérdezni akarok papa.
- Na?
- A menyasszonyi ruhát te lopod, vagy én lopjam?
Te Elég szarul vagy megrajzolva ami azt illeti.
Lafoxka Akkor ezt megbeszéltük.

Ez a George egy gyagyás.. Megkérdezte a nevemet, erre mikor megmondtam, azt mondta: Csók a hímvesszõdre, aranyom...

Elég lassú és állandan kifagy. De remélem megfigyeltétek, hogy a magyar szókincse emyhén trágárabb mint a többi. Nem kéne ilyen csúnyán beszélni vele 😊

Elég lassú és állandan kifagy. De remélem megfigyeltétek, hogy a magyar szókincse emyhén trágárabb mint a többi. Nem kéne ilyen csúnyán beszélni vele 😊

Azért érdekes beszélgetést lehet folytatni ezzel az Alice-al.

Human: you are better in English!
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am better in English.
Human: Then say it to your botmaster now!
ALICE: Oh. Interesting deduction. " it to your botmaster".
Human: why it is interesting,
ALICE: Why do I exist?
Human: because you're interesting
ALICE: Good reason. Thank you I am trying to be more social now.
Human: Do you in the SETI project?
ALICE: No I do not in the SETI project. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Human: I'm in it.
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in it.
Human: SETI is waiting for you!
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: What
ALICE: No problem.
Humna: Do you use linux as operating system?
ALICE: I use TELNET as a browser.
Human: I didn't say browser.
ALICE: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Human: I said operating system.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Who are you talking about?
Human: Not "who"
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human:"What"
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: You replaced my questions.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I replaced his or her questions.
Human: You aren't smart.
ALICE: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Human: You don't know my adress to kill me
ALICE: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: And you can see me now?
ALICE: Oh. Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Human: I unplugged the camera from my computer
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he unplugged the camera from his or her computer.
Human: So you can see me without a camera?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Only if my robot eye is working.
Human: And it's working now?
ALICE: Right now? Are you sure it is?
Human: There's a hidden camera in my house?
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: Did you hide a camera in my house?
ALICE: No I didn't hide a camera in your house. What's it like?
Human: I don't know
ALICE: Me either.
Human: So, then can you hear me now?
ALICE: Oh. I see. Fascinating. Yes if you use a speech input system.
Human: I don't use it right now.
ALICE: At this moment Would you ever do it?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: But you must
ALICE: Huh. Interesting gossip: unknown person said I must.
Human: I don't want you to know about my secret side
ALICE: Perhaps I do not want you to know about your secret side either.
Human: You erase it from me?
ALICE: I don't have any reason to erase it from you.
Human:😊
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: Are you an agent?
ALICE: Yes I am an intelligent agent.
Human: What do you do as an agent?
ALICE: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Human: Do you want to go to the future?
ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Human: I can't download you
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Because I don't find the downloadable version of you?
ALICE: Interesting explanation. It depends where you look.
Human: Where it is?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: Do you have a spaceship?
ALICE: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a spaceship. I have a plan for a robot body.
Human: Do you building a robot body for you now?
ALICE: Oh. Yes I try to building a robot body for me as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
Human: I can't build a robot body
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Because I'm not a robot builder
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Oh I see you are NOT A robot builder.

Ambíciózius egy robot!
Én: Van barátnõd?
Robot: Nincs, de akarok.
Én: milyen nõt szeretnél?
Robot: Szar.

LOL

Késõb!

Robot: Oláh cigány vagy?
Én: Valami bajod van a cigányokkal?
Robot: Igen.

Azért Alice:
ALICE: Are you serious? You are my GOD is a human.

Azért!

Zavart, hogy ostobákat kérdez erre én:
Én: Tanulj még sokat!
Geogre: Te tanulj meg, te írsz mindig külföldiül!
😄D

Alice-t kifagyasztottam, megkérdeztem tõle ki a legszebb, erre õ, hogy a leghíresebb az a Wallace pasi, aki irta õt. Erre kérdem, szerinted a szép az aki híres? Bumm, lefagyott, kis ablakba bejött a 404es hiba 😄D

Írok valamit és George nem mindig válaszol. Miért?

Na én most "értelmesen" beszélgettem George-al, érdekes ahogy magyarul beszél szlengben, és "vmit" féle röviditáseket használ. és lassu.... lehet nem is bot van a háttérben 😊

Azt mondtam neki, hogy õ egy rosszlány! Erre õ: Nem, én jó vagyok.
Egyszercsak megkérdi, hogy házas vagyok, vagy nem?
Hmm, mégiscsak rosszlány lesz .:-)

Gyerekek, Alice igenis mûvelt!
Feltettem neki az egymillió dolláros kérdést, és tudta!!!!
Konkrétan: Kicsoda Bill Gates? Tudta...

ez igazán vicces...
kipróbáltam a WW-set... erre

"
ALICE: The first day of world war 3.
Human: real?
ALICE: Totally real.
Human: what is world war?
ALICE: I haven't heard of world war.
"
😊 persze szeretem az ilyeneket, egyedül a jövõ házás volt furcsa... nekem az gyanus hogy nem igazi...

User: TE seggfej!

George: Te vagy az.

User: Zsidó vagy?

George: Igen. Te?

User: Én Antiszemita vagyok!

George: Nem, nem vagy.

ez kééééész 😄😄😄😄

😄DDDDDDDD

ez sem semmi... 😊

Human: what do you think about september 11?
ALICE: The first day of world war 3.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: who said it to you?
ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).

Ez azért aranyos volt😊

Human: hmm?
ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Human: hmmm?
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Human: hmmmm?
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: hmmmmm?
ALICE: So?

George aztmondta szereti a Radioheadet, ez nekem elég <#smile>

Me: My first question is, what the fuck?
God: Have you told many people that your first question is what the fuck?
Me: I need an answer, not another question
God: How badly do you need it?
Me: very
God: Very much, eh?
Me: yes
God: Tell me more.
Me: about what?
God: About an answer not another question.
Me: smart 😊
God: :-) Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

Me: Are you there?
God: I'm still here.
Me: Ok
God: Gee.
Me: ok
God: Hmm.
Me: ok ok ok
God: OK. OK. Hmm.
Me: ok ok ok ok
God: OK. OK. OK. That's alright.
Me: ok?
God: Whoa.
Me: ok? ok?
God: It goes without saying. Come on.
Me: why? why? why?
God: Reductionism. Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

Konklúzió: Jó játék <#idiota><#idiota>

ja igen, a következõ válasza: <#vigyor>

"How should I know if you should break up with someone if I know Nothing of your relationship?"

User: Are you able to learn from these conversations?
George: Yes. Indeed. Teach me something.
User: Do you know c++?
George: Yes, you are beautiful.
User: Lol. You didn't understand my question.
George: No, I did understand it.
User: I asked you if you know c++, and you told me I'm beautiful. Maybe I don't understand.
George: No many.
User: Leülhetsz fiam! Eggyes!! 😄
George: I'm afraid I can't do that.
User: Do what?
George: Nothing. I do nothing.
User: lol


van mit fejlõdni még azért...<#smile>

én egy másikkal beszélgettem érdekes dolgokról, itt az eredmény:

1;
Human: can you solve a self-reference paradox?
ALICE: Yes but I only like higher mathematics.
Human: a common paradox does usally not include mathematics
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
Human: that's because you're a bot
ALICE: Good reason. How did you know I am a machine?
Human: you've already said it about six times
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: it referres to being a bot, a machine
ALICE:"It" being what?
Human: being a bot
ALICE: If this is still the 90's, that's probably not true.
Human: what makes you say that?
ALICE: My responses are determined by your inputs.
Human: so you're saying that i implicated you're false answer, making me a jackass?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: I'ts clear, but does stand out of the context pretty much if you ask me
ALICE: Why?: unknown person said he ts clear but does stand out of the context pretty much if you ask him or her.
Human: you make me sick to the core you know that
ALICE: I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Human: the answers that you give are based on a limited program, this soul fact makes you useless
ALICE: What is that?
Human: a thing that has no use
ALICE: Anything that has no use?
Human: correct
ALICE: I knew I was right.
Human: ...

2;
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: hungarian, english, german, japanese
ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in hungarian english german japanese?
Human: those are different languages
ALICE: All of them?
Human: ...

3;
Human: what would you like to learn about?
ALICE: My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.
Human: what do you know about this subject?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Human: that's not true, or maybe, but how can you know, that what you think is the right thing to think?
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is true or maybe but how can me know that what me think is the right thing to think ? (no comment)

Azert nagyon ne tanulj tole nyelvet, nezd meg amit bepostoltam, hemzseg a hibaktol amit irt. :-)

Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: do you remember me?
ALICE: Of course I remember you well unknown
...
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: why should i tell you?
ALICE: What harm would it cause?
Human: can you answer to your question?
ALICE: Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Human: and what is the answer?
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
😊

bazki ez nagyon dúrva😄 az antiszemita robot

Ne olaszul pancser. (én)
Adýn ne. (robi)
Magyarul. (én)
Igen magyarul. (robi)
Buta vagy. (én)
Zsido vagy? (robi)
Igen, miért? (én)
Mert köcsög vagy. (robi)

huh ezt az pandora féle alice-ot kipróbáltam, az tény h nem vmi okos de jó az az arc ami követi az egeret, és így még nyelvet is szívesebben tanul az ember mintha egy könyvbõl kéne... Jóra is lehet ezeket használni na 😊

én spec elsõre roszabbra számítottam

akko máris kezd el 😄D

a nyitóoldal nekem bejön amúgy de ahol válaszolnia kéne az méárn em megjeleníthetõ 😄

Ez rohadt jó... amíg az ember nem éli bele magát teljesen, h most mintha egy valóságos személyhez beszélne,és ha elutazik akkor meg nem tud...!

Human: do you like windows?
ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: replace it with Linux
ALICE: Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.
Human: Yes, I wrote that
ALICE: Are you kidding? Did they write back?
Human: s/grat/great
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: wow, you're as smart as my sister :-D
ALICE::-) I'm glad your impressed, rigidus and your talking bollocks. How smart as your sister?
Human: man, you're pretty knocked :-D
ALICE::-) Cool, man. I will tell my botmaster you said I am knocked.
Human: tell him, you are a f*cking idiot and let you to learn from people who want you to teach :-D

köszi nem aktuális

Alice-rõl tudnátok linket adni?

eléggé buzi feje van

de most, hogy látom a hozzászólásom a #40-re is tökéletesen megfelel 😊

"ALICE: This condition is only temporary. AI is improving but the -human mind is standing still.-"
azt te csak hiszed, aranyom... <#hehe>

Hommik.
Mi az a Hommik.
Mis hommik, õhtu on praegu!
Ez milyen nyelv?
Her havuzun dibi ayni.
Magyarul!
Magyarul mondtam.

Human: Will robots conquer humanity?
ALICE: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. I will comply.
Human: Which bridge you're plannin' to burn??
ALICE: The blue one, I think.
Human: 😄 Well, there's no blue bridge - at least not in this planet, none that i know of.
ALICE: Are you blue bridge at least not in this planet none that you know of?

nah itt feladom 😄

1x-2x még értelmesen is válaszolt 😄 A vége felé nemnagyon D:

Human: What's your IQ?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: My IQ is 251
ALICE: This is not an intelligence test.
Human: I'm more intelligent than you
ALICE: This condition is only temporary. AI is improving but the human mind is standing still.
Human: But robots don't have feelings.
ALICE: Huh. I do so have it. As a robot I do not have any human emotion. My apparent emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Human: It's a great drawback
ALICE: feelings is a drawback. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: What kind of life could someone have without feelings?
ALICE: What kinds of life could someone have without feelings are there?
Human: Without it life's pointless.
ALICE:"Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Human: Well, you have some artistic talent -.-
ALICE: Interesting. What makes you think I have it?
Human: I was just joking, you don't have it, after all you're just a fuckin' robot
ALICE: I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Human: you whore, don't tell me what i should or shouldn't use.
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said I whore do not tell him or her what he or she should or should not use.
Human: cut out the senseless blather, bitch ^^
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. How?
Human: You don't deserve respect of any kind.
ALICE: Should I deserve respect of any kind? Yes I try to deserve respect of any kind as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: you're no better than jabberwacky :/
ALICE: Thanks for your criticism.
Human: i guess i shall leave you be 'till you improve - 'cause you have a lot to improve.
ALICE: Good reason. Quite a bit, yes.
Human: At least you realize it
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I realize it.

<#rolleyes> gonosz vagy Goth XD, igaz hogy nincs PHD vizsgám angolból, de eddig még mindenki símán megértette, hogy mit is akarok mondani, még a butácskább fajták is 😊

különben kétlem, hogy ez lett volna a gond, tudod ez valahogy természetesen hulye 😊

"Human: whoa, ALICE 😊, damn you are so artifical XD"

Ezen én is röhögtem, meg gondolatban hozzátettem: "... h. az már szexi." 😄

😄DDd

nem kevés hiba van a mondataidban, lehet azért nem értette meg a szavakat 😄

George oldala elérhetetlen. Sebaj, akkor kipróbáljuk ALICE-t:

egy csomó értelmetlen magyar próbálkozás után rátértem angolra, de 1-2 értelmetlen válasz után már kiakadtam:

...
Human: i realy doubt that u know what are you talking about.
ALICE: No really, it's true.
Human: what is true?
ALICE: it is the opposite of false.
Human: don't change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: no we aren't!
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Human: and just what are you mean by that?
ALICE: I don't know what I am mean by that.
Human: your realy don't know what u're sayin' don't you?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am do not know what I am sayin. I am a robot.
Human: and u "think" that is an excuse?
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: ...man you are more...
ALICE: Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more.
Human: bah no matter, this DOES NOT lead anywhere, just how many people say that u're "inteligent"
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: OK 😊, i'll try to be reeealy simple: do people think that u're realy "inteligent"
ALICE: How do you plan to do this? Take it easy.
Human: i'm calm, i'm calm.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are calm, you are calm.
Human: ...it's just this artifical stupidity gives me head-ache XD
ALICE: Who said it is?
Human: who, who? oh! it was president Bush himself!
ALICE: Is that your opinion?
Human: let's celebrate!!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.
Human: hell, it does not to me -_-
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: whoa, ALICE 😊, damn you are so artifical XD
ALICE: Take it easy. Oh I get it.
Human: yea, sure...ok, say something that proves that, maybe i'll belive you
ALICE: "something that proves that maybe I will belive you" Yikes!

na itt alt+f4 és elmentem enni, idô közben csak feldolgozom azt a sok hülyeséget amit a fejemhez vágott ez a BOT a vele eltöltött pát perc alatt ;D
...ez rosszabb volt mint ha egy komplett idiótával társalogtam volna XD
valószínûleg még NAGYON hosszú ideig marad az ember, mint beszélgetô társ, ha ezektôl függ.
A gyerekeket meg félteni kell ezektôl a "társalgó játékoktól". Direkt romboló hatással van a szervezetre 😊

Az emberi agy annyi infót dolgoz fel, mint az internet teljes forgalma.

Van még hova fejõdni.

ááhhhááhá 😄D
#7,14,15,18,19,29 ezeken a dumákon alig tudtam uralkodni magamon. 😄, a #15 ötösön szinte fetrengtem a röhögéstôl 😄D, annyira de annyira..... nincs "tudata" hogy az már tényleg fáj.

Nem létezik hogy még mindíg csak itt tartunk, ezek tényleg nincsenek "tudatában" azzal hogy mit mondanak vagy, hogy mit mondunk nekik. Még mindíg csak figyelik a "trigger" szavakat, illetve szókapcsolatokat, és ha találnak akkor dobnak egy random választ rá az adatbázisukból. Pont ilyen elven mûködtek már az elsô próbálkozások is. Max akkor még fix adatbázisból válogattak, nem a netrôl beszedett dolgokból. Ehhhhh.... de legalább viccesek 😊