59
Nem tudom, kit néznek ezek hülyének...
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Essencia #59 Üdv. Segítséget szeretnék kérni, régen LoL-oztam csak abba hagytam egy kis időre és most ismét felrakta, de sajnos 73/76 Updatingnél minding elakad és nemtudom miért, esetleg ha valaki tudja az mondja meg köszi!: )
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#58
Ma próbáltam belépni az egyik közösségi oldalra és rossz címet írtam be, ezfogadott. Elég vicces :D -
#57
hehhe
Ezt kaptam ma:
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A www.paypal.com alatti link -> ide <- vezet.
Ez annyira szánalmas, hogy méééég XD -
steweee #56 nem az a baj hogy nagy az isten állatkertje, hanem hogy alacsony a kerítés :) -
#55
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#54
Itt mindenki át van verve!!!!!!!!!!
He he -
#53
hehe felkerült a help-szmájli! 
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#52
JAJJJJ!!!! -
#51
Én ezt kaptam:
DIRECTOR OF CLAIMS
TEL: 27 72 2656809
[email protected]
UNCLAIMED LOTTERY PRIZE
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
I AM JoHAN NDLOVO THE AUDITING OFFICER IN THE
LUCKY 7 LOTTERY, SOUTH AFRICA OFFICE.
THE PURPOSE OF MY WRITING IS TO SOLICIT YOUR
ASSISTANCE TO REDEEM A LUCKY WINNING OF OUR CLIENT,
NOW DECEASED.
IN THE LUCKY 7 LOTTERY PROMOTION HELD ON
DECEMBER 22,1998, MADAM REBECCA ADAM (A WIDOW WITHOUT
A CHILD) FROM MPUMALANGA WAS AMONG THE LUCKY
WINNERS OF THIS PROMOTION TAGGED 274-7XF THE FAT ONE OF
CHRISTMAS BONANZA DRAW. HER TICKET 18795 DREW THE LUCKY NUMBERS
21-33-42-49-63 AND CONSEQUENTLY WON THE LOTTERY IN THE
FIRST CATEGORY; HENCE SHE WAS APPROVED FOR A LUMP SUM
OF THREE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED AND THREE THOUSAND
THIRTY SIX UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$3,803,036.00).
SINCE THE ANOUNCEMENT OF THE RESULT IN MARCH 1999
SEVERAL ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE WITHOUT SUCCESS TO
CONTACT MADAM REBECCA ADAM OR ANY OF HER CLOSE
RELATIVES IN WHOSE FAVOUR THIS LUCKY WIN CAN BE PAID.
IT WAS RECENTLY THAT A COMMITTEE OF TWO MEN HEADED BY
MY HUMBLE SELF AND THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS FOUND
OUT THAT THE ABOVE-MENTIONED LUCKY WINNER DIED IN
PLANE CRASH ON DECEMBER 31,1999 WITH THE EGYPTIAN
AIRLINE 990 WITH OTHER PASSENGERS ON BOARD AS YOU CAN
CONFIRM THROUGH THIS WEBSITE:
http://www.cnn/us/9911/02/egyptair990/list/index.html
MY PARTNER (DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS) AND I HAVE
INITIATED THE PROCESS OF FILLING A CLAIM FOR THIS
MONEY BUT THE CODE OF CONDUCT BUREAU AND THE LOTTERY
LAW DOES NOT ALLOW US TO MAKE THIS CLAIM.
IT WAS IN THIS REGARD THAT WE ARE SOLICITING YOUR
ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER THIS FUND INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MADAM REBECCA ADAM.
FURTHERMORE, THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE AS WE
SHALL USE OUR OFFICIAL POSITIONS TO GIVE THE
TRANSACTION THE UTMOST COVERAGE THAT IT DESERVES.ALSO,
AN ACCOUNT WITH ZERO CREDIT BALANCE IN ANY PART OF THE
WORLD EXCEPT SPAIN AND THE NETHERLANDS SHALL BE
PERFECT FOR THIS CLAIM.
I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE THROUGH THE ABOVE
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS WHILE REMINDING YOU THAT
CONFIDENTIALITY SHOULD BE OUR WATCHED-WORD.
REGARDS,
JOHAN NDLOVO
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#50
ki kéne találni valami hasonlót! :D -
![[HUN]PAStheLoD](https://media.sg.hu/forum/avatars/10334754621140968716.jpg "[HUN]PAStheLoD")
#49
csak létrehozni :D -
Borg #48 lol :)
"Egy uj virust fedeztek fel a Microsoft-nal"
Már itt elbukott a dolog... a M$-nál semmilyen virust nem szoktak felfedezni :)) -
#47
'ide' a listába ? itt van lista ? :))
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#46
google első keresésre kidobta az összes nagyobb antivirus site-on a hírt, hogy hoax :)) de aranyos, főleg lent a kis help-es smiley :D fel kellene vetetni ide is a listába... -
#45
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD -
#44
Egy uj virust fedeztek fel a Microsoft-nal, az eddigi legroszabbat, ami ellen egyenlore nincs vedelem. A virus egyszeruen megsemmisiti a hard disk egy reszet. A kovetkezokeppen mukodik: elkuldi sajat magat mindenkinek a cimlistadon "A Virtual Card for You" cimen. Amint a lap megnyitasra kerult a computer lefagy, es ujra kell inditani. Amikor a ctrl+alt+del billentyuk lenyomasra kerulnek a virus megsemmisiti a Zero Sectort vegervenyesen kart teve a hard disk-ben. A CNN hirei szerint a virus nagy riadalmat keltett New York-ban. NE NYISS MEG MAILEKET "A VIRTUAL CARD FOR YOU" / EGY VIRTUALIS KEPESLAP NEKED/ CÍMEN - MEG AKKOR SEM, HA ISMERED A KULDOT! AZONNAL TOROLD A LEVELET!!! Kerlek, kuldd ezt el minden baratodnak, ismerosodnek. Biztos nagyon sokan inkabb ezt a levelet szeretnek megkapni ezerszer, mint a virust egyszer!
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#43
LOÁL!
"Én pontosan tudom" <-> "kb 8-10" :DDDD -
#42
Én is megkaptam :D -
#41
Erre vigyazzatok!!!
Nezzetek meg ezt a ket cimet:
http://www.crimes-of-persuasion.com/Crimes/Business/nigerian.htm
http://www.fraudaid.com/ScamSpeak/Nigerian/419-scam-chart-info.htm
A lenyeg az, hogy ezek afrikabol jönnek. Altalaban nigeriabol es ha belemesz, a gatyadat is rafizeted. Rossz esetben kirabolnak es MEGGYILKOLNAK!!!!!
MAr jonehanyan haltak meg emiatt, mert elöbb utobb odaig jut a dolog, hogy el kell repülnöd a nigeriai hatarra, ahol aztan vagy tuszul ejtenek, vagy ha szerencsed van, csak kirabolnak.
El a kezekkel! -
#40
Ezek rohejesek es csodalkozom hogy van ember aki ezt elhiszi vazz. Ez pont olyan hogy miert epp nekem irja mert soha nem halott rolam nem? Ez az oreg embereke veszejes akik komolyan is veszik ezeket. Kene alakitani egy alakulatot es megolni mindet :))) -
#39
Én ilyet kaptam:
Dear Friend.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is glay fox, a merchant in Dubai, in the
U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer
which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in
carrying for my health. It has defiled all forms of
medicine, and right now I have only about a few
months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone not even myself but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focus on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come
to this world I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God ! has called
me, I have willed and given most of my properties
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members and as well as a few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
and so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,
Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any
more. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the
huge cash deposit of twenty four million dollars
that I have with a Bank in longdon.
I will want you to help me col lect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations.email me
at [email protected]
I have set aside 10% for you for your time and
patience.
God be with you.
Glay Fox
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#38
én még nem kaptam :))
de azért ennek beugrani elég durva -
OPM #37 hehe, én is kaptam egy ilyen levelt...
különben hogyan választják ki, hogy kinek küddenek? véletlenszerűen?
Good Day,
You may be suprise to receive this email since you do not know me.
I am the son of the late president of Democratic Republic Of
Zaire,President Mobutu Sese Seko, ( now The Republic Of Congo, under
the leadership of the son of Mr. Laurent Kabila ). I presume you are
aware there is a financial dispute between my family ( THE MOBUTU ) and the
present civilian Government. This is based on what they believe as bad
and corrupt governance on my late father's part. May his soul rest in
perfect peace.As you might have heard how a lot of my father's bank
account in Switzerland and North America have been frozen.
Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and
confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY Million United States
Dollars ( US$30,000,000.00 ), also to front for me in the areas of
business you desire profitable.
These funds have secretly been deposited into a confidential Security
Company, where it can easily be withdrawn or paid to a recommended
beneficiary. The funds will be released to you by the Security Company,
based on my recommendations, on that note, you will be presented as my
partner who will be fronting for me and my family in any subsequent
ventures. Myself and my mother have decided to give 20% to you if you
are able to help us claim this consignment.We have also decided to give you
any money spent on phone calls or travelling expenses in the course of this
transaction.
Please, I need your entire support and co-operation for the success of
this transaction, your utmost confidentiality and secrecy is highly
required, due to my family's present predicament.
I sincerely will appreciate your willingness to assist us as soon as
possible.
I am presently in the refugee camp here in the Netherlands under the
united nations refugee camp in Netherlands and I can be reached on
phone number +31-630-067-740 or via email [email protected]
more information on how we can proceed in this transaction.
Please indicate your interest by sending your telephone and fax numbers
or call me up at anytime. I sincerely will appreciate your acknowledgement
as soon as possible.
Warmest regards,
Joseph Mobutu Sese-Seko -
#36
"mindenki meg lesz kövezve, aki kimondja hogy Jehova.... áááááárgh!" :)
(copyright by Monty Python) -
#35
mert a valódi nevét hiába nem veheted szádra. (mert megköveznek érte ;) ) -
#34
ha figyeled, ők is god-ot mondanak, attól, hogy náluk "polgári" neve is van az istenüknek
sőt, tulajdonképpen csak ebben az elcseszett keresztény vallásban hívják az istent Istennek... -
#33
Allah is isten vagy nem? :) -
Don Vito #32 God Bless You??? Hány keresztény él Zimbabwéba? Ott a muszlim az egyedüli vallás nem? -
K.András #31 A végén az az isten legyen veled nagyon árulkodo, hülyék ez nagyon :DDD -
#30
Ezt is.
From: The Desk Of Mr Harry Kessan,
Director,
Investments And Portfolio Managment,
Royal Accounting And Trust LLC,
Taipei,Taiwan.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am the exparte director heading Investments and Portfolio Management in the above-mentioned firm in Taipei.
I am contacting you in view of an urgent assistance to carry-out a
pending transaction, which will develop a cordial business relationship
between you and me.One of my clients whom i have personally managed his portfolio for 10years now was a victim of a fatal car crash.His name is Late Mr Saud Ed Abad AlKharj .
His was survived by a fiancée and a two-year-old son from her as they intended getting married but where trying to be cautious because of Islamic law attitude adultery.
This were his only family and no next of kin, as he was the
only child of Late Sheikh Hamza Al Kharj Al Faisal,
who received royalties from the Kuwaiti Government on one of his
fields which oil was discovered and subsequently
explored (the Al JazriahOil Field).
All subsequent investigation to find a next of kin wasprivately conducted by me and was futile.
It is at this juncture that i and other officials managing his portfolio and 2 bank managers where hehad his accounts now decided to make this proposal andtransfer ownership of the portfolio to an agreeing party as beneficiary to the portfolio of the deceased.
The reason why ownership cannot be transferred to his fiancee to be
and only son is that Islamic law will notrecognize such and if an
attempt is made on that itmay put her in trouble with the authorities for giving birth outside marriage.So we have decided to help her by making this proposaland making sure she gets a substantial
part of Late MrSaud Alkharj property for her and her son.
You must be asking where i got your mail address, i got it when i was searching the web for a relaiable business partner whom can be trusted to secure the execution of this transaction.
All records and accounts regarding the assets ofdeceased were managed by me for 10years running,if youare interested to assist us, all i will do is to incorporate in the old records recognizing you as theonly beneficiary.
The banking law here stipulates that if such portfolio remain unclaimed
after four years it will go to thepublic department.
The need for a foreigner as beneficiary is occasioned by the fact that
the deceased was not permanentlyresident in Taiwan.
For your assistance we made up of me, 2 senior directors in my firm
and 2 bank managers in banks which the Kuwaiti Government pay
royalties accruing to the deceased have agreed in fairness to
make available25% of all bank funds cleared and 15% of the royalties
which you will continue to receive on behalf of the deceased as sole
beneficiary every year. However we do not intend to share any interest
with you as far as the estates and property are concerned,as they
will be going to the surviving wife and child.If you are okay with the
above explanations, you may reply us including all your contact
telephone and fax numbers so that we may confirm your
genuiness,after which we will make more information available to
you on how we will proceed.
I must further assure you that this transaction is 100% legitimate
and the modalities for thistransaction is being handled by top
executives which assure a risk free transaction.
Send all correspondence to my mailing address at
[email protected].
Kindly visit my firm's website at www.royaltrust.com.
We await your timely response.
Best Regards
Mr Harry Kessan -
#29
Én ezt ma kaptam. :)
0031613777023
HAARLEM,
THE NETHERLANDS.
CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me
since you do not know me personally. I am Sodindo Malinga, the first son of Tawanda Malinga,the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact
through network online hence decided to write you.
Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US8.6 million
(Eight million, Six Hundred thousand United States
dollars), in one of the private security company,
as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland.
This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr.
Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform
wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some
few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims.
It is against this background that, I and my family
fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are
currently staying in the Netherlands where we are
seeking political asylum and moreso have decided to
transfer my father's money to a more reliable
foreign account. since the law of Netherlands
prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any
bank account or to be involved in any financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone of Netherlands, As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got. The South African government seems to be playing along with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of
money out of South Africa for fear of going through
the same experience in future, both countries have
similar political history. As a businessman,I am
seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my
future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make an arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment(funds) from their afiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to the Netherlands from South Africa.But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like change of ownership to the consignment
and more importantly this money I intend to use for
investmentment.
I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose
to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this transaction.
If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to
give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75%
will be for my investment in your country. Contact me
with the above telephone number or my E-mail address
while I implore you to maintain the absolute
secrecy required in this transaction.
Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
Yours Faithfully,
Sodindo Malinga. -
#28
én is kaptam most egyet vkitől, nem ilyen pénz kunyizós, de azé beteszem:
LOL. You make me laugh! Where did you say you want to meet?
Chat again soon at http://www.women-dating.com
luv
J
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#27
Régi!
Ha rátenyerelsz az enterre, 3 másodperc alatt végigpörgeti. -
#26
http://free.x3.hu/mr-titok/Erdekes.htm -
#25
http://hoaxbusters.ciac.org/
itt nagyjából az összes hoax meg chainletter fent van kategorizálva, stb... ennek a Zaire-s levélnek is ismerik vagy 50 formáját... mellesleg az ilyesmik továbbítása elég nagy bolondság több okból is... -
#24
Ja tudom. Nekem is nyomattak ilyet, hogy Dr. Slunhai meg hasonló. -
#23
lol, az a hotmailre megy durván :D
barátnőm naponta 30 pénisznövelő ajánlatot kap :D
de az más, mert automata reklám
ezt viszont nem gépek bonyolítják -
#22
Meg olyanok jönnek, hogy "how to expand you penis" :) -
#21
Simán!
Én pontosan tudom, hogy hány ember (kb 8-10) tudhatja az emailcímemet.
Ami nem ezekről a címekről jön, azt olvasás nélkül kukázom! Pápá, nincs probléma, nem verhetnek át.
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#20
Nem, de már a megszólításból vágom, hogy ez kamu levél.