• TheZsenyka
    hú kérz?
  • Pisi Misi
    Miez a szar másolt topik?
    A sajátban már régóta van egy ilyen!!!!!!
  • TheZsenyka
    decc kúl
  • Hunnenkoenig
    Mother holds his little daughter
    fifteen minutes under water.
    Not to make her any troubles,
    but to see the funny bubbles...
  • TheZsenyka
    Máj fevrit iz disz uán:

    He who stands in corner with hands in pocket
    doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

  • Hunnenkoenig
    Enádör kveszcsön: váj ár ví tóking inglis hír?
    Déör iz enádör tápik in "Saját fórumok" kolld "Szpík inglis" (or szó)...
  • Hunnenkoenig
    Áj hev tu vorm áp, bát áj ken tráj! :-))
  • TheZsenyka
    ded uoz aaszam, ken ju dú id egen bád náu uolkin án hendz?
  • Hunnenkoenig
    ih májne, VÁSZ du zágszt.....

    cet fergesszen....
  • Hunnenkoenig
    Ih kán niht hollendis, ábá ih ferstée, vás du zágszt :-)

    Szó á sáz, áuf dojcs kommt dász niht szó gút rüber....
  • mr x
    En kün hír ímánd szprekön nedörlánc?
    Vánnér nít, dán vord dájc ók húd.
  • Sephi
    Vat da fak iz zis abut?
    Ar ju gajz fakked ap?
    Shadafakkap all :)))
  • Hunnenkoenig
    Sajnos nem annyira jo az angolom, hogy valoban megertsem öket.

    Azert felfogtam a dolog lenyeget es tetszik! :-)
  • Frank99
    csak gyorsabb volt..
    mint copy paste
  • TheZsenyka
    Nem tudtad megállni Te átok :)
  • TheZsenyka
    Confucius say:

    Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!

    Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.

    Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.

    Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

    A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

    Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

    Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.

    Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
    grow up to be shiftless bastard.

    Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

    Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

    Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.

    Man with atletic finger make broad jump.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

    He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.

    Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss baloons.

    Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

    He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

    Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

    Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.

    Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.

    Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

    Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

    He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

    Elevator smell different to midget.

    Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.

    Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

    America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.

    Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.

    When lady say no, she mean maybe
    when lady say maybe, she mean yes
    when lady say yes, she no lady

    Man who lay girl on hill not on level.

    He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his
    son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit
    at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

    He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!

    "There is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt"
    up, than Man with pants down.

    Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.

    Man who put head on railroad track
    get splitting headache

    He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

    He who refuses to listen is lying.

    He who stands in corner with hands in pocket
    doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

    Woman who fly upside down have hairy crackup.

    Woman who not practise sex before marriage is sentenced to an
    indeterminate length.

    It take square ass to shit a brick.

    The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.

    Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands..

    Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

    He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.

    "He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; and"
    he who sniffs Coke, drowns.

    Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!

    Man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.

    Boy who play with himself pulls boner.

    Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.

    Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

    Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.

    Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.

    Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass makespectacle of self.

    Man who go to bed with itchy arse, wake up with smelly fingers.

    Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

    Man who go out with flat chested woman have right to feel low.
  • Manta
    Inglis iz ízi vid ízi inglis.